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Deathlessly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Baby I'm not in the mood. Just choose one of the other crevices and be done with it. We have a protest early tomorrow.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

So she can twerk and monitor audience feedback at the same time.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't breathe because a poltergeist paid you a visit in your sleep and twisted your body 180 degrees. Now your ass is in front of you and God knows what happened to your trachea.

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

A California man attempted to rape a woman he thought was white at gunpoint, in "retaliation for hate crimes against the Asian community,"

But was startled and confused upon experiencing what could described as throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fear no man. But that thing.. it scares me.

Literally muffled autistic screeching.

They're going to fear us. And we're going to make them believe in magic.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be a challenge trying to figure out in the dark, which one is the armpit and which one is the crotch.

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which makes it worse.

Imagine how much square area she can get for 1.4 million dollars in the hood.

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Around blacks, she can't relax.

She much prefers to be in a place where joggers were jogging for exercise.

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Deathlessly 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not actually creepy. It is the story of man. Always has been.

The enemy themselves can't sustain the balance. They are compelled to tip everything over and the process begins anew.

“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

And then, the tree feasts.

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Deathlessly 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a lot like pouring concrete into a foundation.

No one takes a break.

The cup must be filled.

The list is long. And we don't forget.

The tree.

It thirsts.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

We shall shed blood with the demons and the tree shall feast on it.

It demands for our blood too because our sacrifice is what they fear the most.

The tree.

It thirsts.

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Deathlessly 5 points ago +5 / -0

They just renamed it to "Normal Shoes Privilege" while everyone else walked around like carnival performers.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do they always act like things can turn Third World at a dime? When you go from having security to the security leaving you because the armed populace has deemed your existence a threat.

How the fuck did they think the nation was formed? Social media pressure?

The tree. It thirsts.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having more children is not going to do shit.

It took a small group of people relative to the melanin of the rest of the world, to put a man on the moon among other things that change every single person in the world.

Technically, it wasn't about whiteness. Statistically, this identifier signifies a sure bet. Again, compared to the melanin of the rest (and majority) of the world.

White supremacy isn't a thing. But supremacy is predominantly a white people thing. They see you rollin', they hatin'.

Even Wakanda is a racist depiction of black folks achieving white culture success. The aspirations of Africans have always been about owning other people and being feared by others.

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Deathlessly 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ida B. Wells-Barnett High School — named after the prominent black activist and reporter who documented lynching — was set to vote on the new mascot last Tuesday until a board director shared community concerns over the tree's imagery, the Portland Tribune reported.

This can easily be remedied by hanging white liberals on trees. That way, trees will be equally traumatic for both races.

I nominate John Oliver, Steven Colbert and Brian Stelter...

... to discuss the ridiculousness of this premise.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a connoisseur of this type of art, I would just like to point out that for this dick to happen, you'd have to twist it 180 degrees so that the top of the glan pensi would be on the same side as where the scrotum would be hanging as seen in the picture.

If this were a normal penis, the top of the head would be seen with where your pubic area should be. Don't worry. It's just a simple medical illustration, not an actual photo.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's called lube.

Bottoms up!

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not the car, it was the driver trying to reach down for his snackbars that he dropped on the floor mat.

Don't eat while you drive. And just pull over before you try to save that Aloha Snackbar. You could always buy more and you can always pay someone to clean your car.

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude with the red shirt is an "Ally" hoping to get some pussy someday. Any. Even from Silence of the Rams there.

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Moving out of California? Fuck you and stay there. You voted for it.

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