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DeboonkedFact 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, I'd say something out character like "I'm going to work out when I get home" or "my wife and I are trying for a baby" and I'd blow my cover.

And the irresistible need to laugh at almost anything they say.

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DeboonkedFact 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a colossal embarrassment

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DeboonkedFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she drops some red pills on normies, I don't mind; but I don't trust her as far as I can throw her.

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DeboonkedFact 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably already tried

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DeboonkedFact 18 points ago +18 / -0

🤮 That will only increase the water level in my toilet as I run to it and proceed to vomit uncontrollably

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DeboonkedFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously, what fucking century are we in?

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DeboonkedFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

What fucking century is this?

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DeboonkedFact 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Normally when my wife goes out with other dudes, she used to bring me a happy meal toy when she got home Thanks to the booming Biden economy, she should easily afford two, but now I get none thanks to Ronald mcdrunpftator, who is literally orange hitler"

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DeboonkedFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

Complete and utter failure of a human being. Her dad definitely should have pulled out.

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DeboonkedFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, dozens will be heartbroken

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DeboonkedFact 7 points ago +7 / -0

What happened to John Ward? Last time I checked he's been MIA for quite some time.

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DeboonkedFact 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ugh you reminded me of how much I hated that stupid prick every time he got up with his sanctimonious nonsense, trying to debate the President or catch him in some sort of ah ha moment.

Dumb bastard.

At least Trump had some epic takedowns of that smarmy pos.

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DeboonkedFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the way.

A couple years ago one of my wife's younger coworkers once said "sounds like mansplaining to me" after i spoke up during a conversation. Her co-workers at the time were all 20ish, while we were around 30. So I looked at her and said something along the lines of "oh okay, well then enjoy ignorance" and for the most part even the other kids laughed.

Remember the people that would concern themselves with 'mansplaining' come off as pissy and vicious, but in reality a car backfire causes them trauma and "literally everything" gives them PTSD and anxiety.

Mock them, point out hypocrisy, laugh at their points. We know their talking points, we know they are dumb, throw it back in their faces. Worst case scenario you get rid of an annoyance, best case you short circuit their NPC programming.

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DeboonkedFact 4 points ago +4 / -0

Affirmative action can be added to that list

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DeboonkedFact 26 points ago +26 / -0

In Soviet Russia, ballot votes for you

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