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Grimace? Bitch is so big she's protected by Greenpeace
It's not THAT big
Nah, I'd say something out character like "I'm going to work out when I get home" or "my wife and I are trying for a baby" and I'd blow my cover.
And the irresistible need to laugh at almost anything they say.
Like there's that many.
Imagine how deep cover they must be.
Hey doc I'm here for heart replacement surgery.
Do you mind asking for a fertile crop in the next season and sacrificing my old heart? Thanks!
What a colossal embarrassment
If she drops some red pills on normies, I don't mind; but I don't trust her as far as I can throw her.
That's true, he might end up elbowing her in the boob
Probably already tried
I love this place
That will only increase the water level in my toilet as I run to it and proceed to vomit uncontrollably
Showing him the ropes?
Seriously, what fucking century are we in?
You know the answer
What fucking century is this?
"Normally when my wife goes out with other dudes, she used to bring me a happy meal toy when she got home
Thanks to the booming Biden economy, she should easily afford two, but now I get none thanks to Ronald mcdrunpftator, who is literally orange hitler"
Complete and utter failure of a human being. Her dad definitely should have pulled out.
Oh no, dozens will be heartbroken
What happened to John Ward? Last time I checked he's been MIA for quite some time.
Ugh you reminded me of how much I hated that stupid prick every time he got up with his sanctimonious nonsense, trying to debate the President or catch him in some sort of ah ha moment.
At least Trump had some epic takedowns of that smarmy pos.
Water is wet, fire is hot.
This is the way.
A couple years ago one of my wife's younger coworkers once said "sounds like mansplaining to me" after i spoke up during a conversation. Her co-workers at the time were all 20ish, while we were around 30. So I looked at her and said something along the lines of "oh okay, well then enjoy ignorance" and for the most part even the other kids laughed.
Remember the people that would concern themselves with 'mansplaining' come off as pissy and vicious, but in reality a car backfire causes them trauma and "literally everything" gives them PTSD and anxiety.
Mock them, point out hypocrisy, laugh at their points. We know their talking points, we know they are dumb, throw it back in their faces. Worst case scenario you get rid of an annoyance, best case you short circuit their NPC programming.
Affirmative action can be added to that list
In Soviet Russia, ballot votes for you
"I don't work for you"