14th Amendment again? 😂 🤣
The guy who was convicted of grifting
First: This is untrue. He was not convicted because the man he worked for, Josiah Stowell, testified in court that Smith was not a con man.
who said he found golden discs in the wilderness that only he could read with special glasses that he somehow ended up misplacing
Second: Golden plates, as in pages, which was a common way of scribing important documents in ancient Middle Eastern cultures, and so were the seerer stones that he used, which an account was also found to be used by Moses and Aaron in the Old Testament. They were not lost, they were returned.
And finally, you can fuck right off. I can believe in anything I want to believe in and so can you. That's how America works, faggot. You MAGA or just pretending?
I can decide who has the more punchable face: Romney or Hogg.
Hogg has become irrelevant and, as a Mormon, Romney has utterly ruined our reputation has a patriotic bunch of charitable people... so Romney it is!!!
Don’t forget how clean air due to less travel because of COVID-19 is causing climate change and we only have 12 years left to live.
Or is it 10 years? Nine? Wasn’t it “10 years left” two years ago?
Makes me wonder: Did Bruce Wayne pay a tax stamp for each of those 40mm rounds he used to murder people with? Or do gun laws not apply to rich white dudes who donate to the DNC?
My wife started watching NBC's "Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist" (she's a musicophile). Walked in on one episode where they were pitching an AI program that listens and sees everything the user sees, digs through their social media and bank accounts, and then suggests things for the user to like -- and they pitched it like it was totes amazeballs and all the characters started geeking out.
I looked at my wife and said "What sort of fresh Hell is this?!"
Then I called out one of the characters for being a faggot. My wife said, "No, honey, he's not gay, he's in love with the main girl."
"That might be what the script says, dear, but he's dressed and acting extremely gay. In fact, all of those dudes are fucking gay. No dude in real life gushes and gossips about their boss getting divorced unless they're flamboyantly gay."
Damn she fine!
$10,000,000? I’m paying twice that in tax stamps if Joe Sniff and the Ho get their way. 😅
Spez: also lol paying tax stamps!
Banning Herc?
Really dumb move, @Jack.
Silver lining of having the Former Vice President in office is that, after four years of GEOTUS, now everyone can see that Trump was absolutely right!
OH SHIT CALL 911, MULTIPLE HOMOCIDES ON LIVE TV IN THE US SENATE CHAMBER!
Ms. Piggy: "We're going to end up with Marjorie Taylor Greene has president--"
Me: "STOP! My penis can only get so erect!"
I'd say "fuck this bitch" but my dick goes limp every time I see her.
Fuck's given: ZERO, BITCHES!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Glowies gonna glow.
Very funny, but it reads like a fan fic. Who is the source?
Heeeey! Another fren in NoVa!!! How can I help?!?
8 years? Naw man, based on his track record, give it 8 days.
My mind, body and soul are ready to make history! LET’S ROLL!
All the while just proving her point. No unity with these fuckers!
Is this actual .50 cal bullets or Shella Jackson Lee .50 cal bullets that are fired from an AR-15 (that weighs as much as 10 moving boxes)?
Damn, she fat!
"Can Trump's cut of followers be deprogrammed?"
Short answer: No.
Long answer: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Beautiful. Strong. <s>Can go toe-to-toe with a Mandalorian</s> Can actually hurt the Mandalorian actor(s) IRL because she's a former MMA champ. Loves America.
😍 🥰
Speak for yourself, doomer! Been working my ass off since November 3rd and I was at the Capitol grounds. Where were you?
Get off your ass and quit bitching. Unless you're asking for some John Brown bullshit, in which case you can fuck off, glowie!