HOLY SHIT. I am crying.
Can you imaging the drama if you took Bubba and some of his new fans on a sailboat excursion? Nooses errwhere!
Yep. You're supposed to believe that there is a stealthy Klansman riding a horse through the infield to lynch a driver with a piece of quarter inch rope with a finger hole on the end, while attached to a garage door that probably takes about 3 pounds of pressure to close. That's exactly the narrative they pushed on this one, and they can't figure out why people didn't fall for it.
Nascar is such a Communist-run shithole that not one driver or crew member could be permitted to have an opinion. They freakin knew. Those crews talk. They ALL knew. I guarantee that Nascar sent out a message to teams that said something like:
- Immediately check garage door ropes and remove any knots
- Drivers and Crew should line up to push Bubba as soon as cameras and PR is ready. $1000 bonus for tears; $750 bonus for pretedning that you are ready to battle an imaginary Klansman in the name of Bubba. The usual $1000 bonus for a sip of Coke does not apply today.
- Drivers must immediately go to their RVs and record a video reading a scripted message and upload to Public Relations. We will piece it together in a way that makes you all look like a bunch of pandering pussies that sit around in your underwear in multi-million dollar RVs decrying racism and talking about how much you plan to learn about being a white devil. Blinking for help in morse code will be punishable by death.
- If, through skill and determination (wink), Bubba manages to win today, plan to encircle his car and literally carry it to victory lane on your shoulders. Stop in front of the cameras so he can do a burnout across your white ass backs, and graciously thank him for the enrichment.
Whoooo...That's some peak Skynyrd! What a beautiful party. Wonder how many fake nooses would get posted on twitter today over this number of normal white folks getting together and having a blast instead of wasting their life spewing fake triggered outrage over stage decorations?
I felt this way too, but the more I think about it, the crews arrived on (I believe) Thursday evening. They were in that garage for THREE DAYS, including closing the garage when the race was rained out on Sunday, and it wasn't reported until shortly after the Confederate Air Force flyover. I think Bubba not happening to be in the garage gave him some good plausible deniability, but they're slanting it as if Bubba had just arrived and hadn't see it "yet", but he and the crew had been there for days.
"Show me the person you want destroyed and I will bring you a felony to prosecute."
Very good advice. It's easy to have a good laugh at how stupid the whole situation is, but I hope everyone can keep in mind how different it would be if it were a full race day with people everywhere and they could have found just one "good ol boy" on camera strolling around the garage area at that time. Just some guy that maybe has never been in the garage area before and is strolling around awestruck by all the cars and money. Everyone involved would have gladly traded that guy's life for the negative attention they'll get from this, and that imaginary guy could have been any of us. The only reason that guy isn't the main story on every news site today is because the track was empty and there was no chance of finding anyone to play that role. Clint Eastwood should make a "Richard Jewell-esque" movie out of this and show what would've happened to that guy.
If there's an autist with some time on his hands, I found the pit box lineup from the October 2019 Talladega race. It shows Bubba in the #28 pit stall, which I assume corresponds with the garage stall numbers. I bet that if someone happened to find a shot of that stall from the garage tour video, there would be a "noose" in it, too. I'm sure the lefty noosecar fans would care, since they haven't even bothered to notice that the teams arrived at the track on Thursday and spent three days walking by the "noose" until someone got triggered by the Redneck Air Force display.
- Edit: Pit stall numbers do not correspond with garage stall numbers, so nevermind.
"This case is about lying...lying to the FBI..."
-- Words uttered by the great James Comey (before locking Martha Stuart in a cage on the charge of "lying to the FBI")
Here's the thing...teams arrive at the track on Thursday evening to get ready. They were ready to race on Sunday and were rained out. The noose was reported on Sunday evening. They had been there, in and out and doing shit while walking right by that rope for THREE DAYS when it was reported. Ray Charles could see what a stunt this was.
Her anger lets know know that, deep down, she realizes that any achievement she has ever made was only made because men allowed her to make it.
Because the ultimate goal isn't just to punish us...it's to interfere with the election. They want t_d to stay up, but under their control. They're going to get tens of thousands of new users that are likely or potential Trump voters and they want to scare them with the "upvoters will be banned for wrongthink" bullshit, and they want to subconsciously grab them by the shoulders and quietly twist them away from a Trump vote. It's not about being dicks to us. I mean, they are, but it's really about actively subverting an election.
Interestingly, if you look up the plane's tail number(N530GA), it was destroyed by drug runners in Guatemala just a few months ago.
Do these constitute a felony in the same way that clearing your browser history does?
HOLY SHIT STICKY! These are real numbers!!!!