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Definitely_Not_FBI 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Just a few household chemicals in the proper proportions”. - Burt Gummer

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Definitely_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

The leeches are already vaccinated. They’re not the type to turn down free stuff from the government.

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Definitely_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe Klain has a conscience and did this on purpose?

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Definitely_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Into Biden’s ear piece - “Sir, the locker rooms are locked” Biden - “Malarkey!”

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Definitely_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m a mechanic. Essential worker. Non-masker. Non-hand sanitizer. No shots. Been in a thousand stranger’s cars since this started and recently spent about 10 hours in the same room with a coughing, sneezing, fully vaxxed buddy that tested positive a day and a half later. Not so much as a sniffle.

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Definitely_Not_FBI 3 points ago +4 / -1

The man has risked more, spent more and generally done more than anyone to expose election fraud. Besides, his pillows are incredible. Green premiums are my favorite. Get blue if you like an extra firm pillow. Just ordered more plus some utility cushions.

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Definitely_Not_FBI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Initially hesitant to click. Brain read buttplug

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Definitely_Not_FBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

In my defense, she was fairly normal until she got with her current husband. He did something to her. The handle bar mustache, ear bushings and jaunty beret should've been a red flag..

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Definitely_Not_FBI 30 points ago +30 / -0

based virgin ian was a ladypede this whole time? Never knew..

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Definitely_Not_FBI 6 points ago +6 / -0

In the meantime, I enjoy making my indoctrinated teens sleep on his pillows when they come over from their liberal mom's house.

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Definitely_Not_FBI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, but it will ask for a doc's name and prescription during checkout. Just leave it blank. Will probably take 3-4 weeks for delivery.

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Definitely_Not_FBI 9 points ago +9 / -0

Same. Fully vaccinated buddy tested positive last month. Told to go home, rest and ride it out. Go to the ER if you have trouble breathing. No prescriptions, no supplement recommendations… nothing. And this was at the hospital, not some shitty testing clinic.

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Definitely_Not_FBI 26 points ago +26 / -0

Don’t make me cry at work

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Definitely_Not_FBI 36 points ago +37 / -1

It's gotta be someplace like extra white, right? Pottery Barn?

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Definitely_Not_FBI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Denham Hitchcock sounds like a name for when you sit down and your pants bunch up in the front. Formerly known as a jeans boner.

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