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DenKon_Zenith 185 points ago +185 / -0

Get hired for those jobs. Feed them garbage data amongst the real stuff.

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DenKon_Zenith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good lord, all I do is a few dozen pushups a week and I have more on me than that. Does this guy do competition lazing around or something?

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just got mine, still have the first one too. Not sure what to get with it yet; anything that would piss off government officials will do I think.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that noise, I'm getting a Fury.

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DenKon_Zenith 19 points ago +19 / -0

I disagree with the second half. Leftism has been a slow burning plague until Trump showed up and kicked 'em where it hurts. Now they're mad, yelling, and blowing every tool they have. Trump's broken their back by making them overextend themselves, and in the process made them visible to MILLIONS more. Accelerated their plan to the point it can't finish the way they intended. Their own end has been carved out of their impending success.

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was only really on Twitter because of Trump. Wanted to catch things "from the horses mouth". Now that his account's gone, no point being there anymore.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

Won't catch me there without any pants on, would be a violation of the Geneva convention on biological warfare.

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DenKon_Zenith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bring cleaning supplies too, they tag ANYTHING we undo it entirely. When we leave after they're gone, there's not a single solitary trace of BLM left.

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's the killdozer when you need it?

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ball hairs are notorious for poking out past even the most conservative bikini line.

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DenKon_Zenith 6 points ago +6 / -0

Had an idea for a gun a few years back I wanna build; multi-barrel rotary .22LR. Want to see if I can get it small enough to be a pistol. You've definitely given me the name; gonna call it the Congressman. Expensive, over-complicated, and borderline useless.

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DenKon_Zenith 19 points ago +19 / -0

You can't ever be too rich, too good looking, or too well-armed.

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

She would just tax your turkey at 50% for herself.

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need video editing software, would love some of these explosions as ringtones and message notes.

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DenKon_Zenith 11 points ago +11 / -0

No such thing as a "safe D state". Enough people like you fed up with their garbage, and it'll be solidly R.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean... If it were me I'd have stuck one of the many appropriate copypasta floating around in.

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DenKon_Zenith 20 points ago +20 / -0

Oh for crying out loud. If it was a hijack, something far more egregious would have been posted. Like a 25 tweet long fawning review of Cuties, or a "drunken" fanfic about some random porn star.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

...Did that thing french kiss a wood chipper?

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where was this sort of nit-picking when Michael Obama was going off on the flag?

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DenKon_Zenith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soooooooo... Like Al-Qaeda.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

My thought is to rate them boy how pissed off the intended target would get by the term. Calling CNN a bunch of dick-sucking presstitutes I think would cause a few heads to self-immolate.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Left-wing media"? No, Presstitutes.

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