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DenKon_Zenith 24 points ago +27 / -3

"Cunt" implies both depth and warmth.

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DenKon_Zenith 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oooohhhhhhh, I see now! THIS is what they mean by "The beatings will continue until morale improves".

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DenKon_Zenith 3 points ago +3 / -0

See him earlier today making a speech? Had a hard time catching his breath after walking 20 feet. I'm 90% certain they'll call that "early covid-19 symptoms" a day or three before the debate.

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DenKon_Zenith 24 points ago +24 / -0

Both of them. From a center mass shot.

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DenKon_Zenith 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's hard as HELL to read, the sheer evil portrayed hurts. Eyeopening how close we've always been to that sort of tyranny.

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DenKon_Zenith 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to work with a guy who sounded exactly like that. Dude probably only spent single digit minutes not high after he hit high school. Something's definitely wrong with the speech centers in his brain.

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DenKon_Zenith 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can't do shit with your hands with unkempt fingernails, outside of digging for trans-cranial gold.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

Political suicide. Nine swing states are in the middle of the highest gun sales they've ever had.

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear Lord in heaven, I have nightmares about shit like that.

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DenKon_Zenith 5 points ago +5 / -0

The demos I've seen have it diffusing from the surface you aim it at. The person who it's aimed at would hear it from me, everyone around that person would hear it from the person I aimed it at.

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DenKon_Zenith 16 points ago +18 / -2

Want to get one of those sound laser devices, load up a shitton of clips of people shouting "Make America Great Again!" and "Trump 2020!". Then park on a roof near a BLM " protest" just before dark, firing sound clips at peoples chests.

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DenKon_Zenith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well fuck... Now I want to download a copy.

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DenKon_Zenith 92 points ago +95 / -3

There will be Hell to pay for this.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear one for a few hours and I'm coughing the rest of the damn day. I should just claim to have lung scarring from con plague a few years back and just not wear one.

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

The face/hair options are mostly a human problem. I think they used LA and Seattle as the primary references for how they look There's a reason I only really run Asura characters; more visually interesting and their lore is a LOT more my style. Borderline obsessed with accomplishment and invention, to the point the entire society's built around it.

The weirdest part about the game is nothing gets impactful until you get to max level. It's almost an eighty level deep tutorial. Took them about four years, but the game's getting respectably challenging in a number of areas.

Story's getting better, but it's still a bit oversimplified. Part of the ongoing storyline's making me (more)racist against the Charr, and giving me the opportunity to murder endless waves of them with good reason.

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DenKon_Zenith 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they can climb the space elevator and fling themselves a half a light minute across space unscathed, I think they'd justify an honorary 'Murican title.

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DenKon_Zenith 38 points ago +38 / -0

Yes. Bring about a million American flags.

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DenKon_Zenith 21 points ago +22 / -1

If his lawyer truly wanted to make it worse, he would have brought a pillow with him to the hospital.

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DenKon_Zenith 7 points ago +7 / -0

Part of the training videos for a previous job had John Oliver ripoff segments. They made the real one tolerable in comparison...

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DenKon_Zenith 15 points ago +15 / -0

They'll have a damn hard decision to make when Trump wins. Do they keep things locked way the fuck down and scream "DRUMPHF WANTS TO KILL EVERYONE!!!", forever ruining their cities and states, or do they admit he's right and reopen?

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DenKon_Zenith 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a reason I mostly listen to stuff like Weird Al, Psychostick, and Rucka Rucka Ali.

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