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Dennislearsysbastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'll eat you if you die alone. We have a deal. I feed you, you kill everything. Nothing more.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

In ten years penis inspection day in kindergarten will not be a horrible joke at this rate.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I prefer 2000 year old Greek because I suck at it and have to think about it longer. What do you think they did to make the KJV? I'm not trusting a random kid 500 years a go to get it right. Much less someone 50 years ago who is trying to dumb it down and think they get the gist of it.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do the exact opposite. I try to keep myself from sinning when I'm fasting. For mental clarity. If you are going on a little excursion into piety to figure something out do it all the way.

Sepz: Also after a day or so you are not thinking about making babies.

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why I'm worried about being an organ donor. What if they sewing in your dead mother's lady parts or your father's throat into those things.

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's called a fun weekend. You gotta pump those numbers up.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's cheaper to buy a rusty old v8 truck with a carb, rip off all the emissions crap, plug the vacuum leaks, advance the distributor and run it on 110 avgas.

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because fuck you that's why. Our grandpa's killed each other this and your community gets contracts that entire local economy depends on.

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Dennislearsysbastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't considered what is now Turkey as Europe since 1453.

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Dennislearsysbastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's a whore who does what she's told. Same with Biden and Visa.

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was so friendly you got to mail people floppies and talk to them long distance to share files. It was still faster and cheaper to FedEx each other 50mb tapes. But the new shiny thing.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have an apple SE with an Ethernet adapter. You just reminded me of the nightmares of apple talk.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Host it bro. I'm looking at my commodore. There has to be a virtual bbs. I have no clue how to even get a landline anymore.

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who the hell can have a garbage site like that with their name on it. Slavic revenge porn sites are classier

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Dennislearsysbastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be a full time job trying to keep up with Natalie Winters. She deserves nothing short of time travel to marry Teddy Roosevelt and this timeline would have been fixed

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Dennislearsysbastard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. It's kinda getting obvious his DoD work for the past 30 years has given him a pass. He is just being honest. He probably has a tactical nuke of real stuff in his head they are trying to mitigate on top of this.. There is probably a team on him passively censoring him but supporting his honesty and have a sniper on him constantly all at once.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Society breaks when we don't agree on what is right and wrong. It's as simple as that. I've been homeless (I would never say that. I would say I needed to go camping). I've been hungry. I've fixed cuts that should have been stitched with duct tape and super glue. I've eaten antibiotics from a fish store. But I have never stolen or never intentionally hurt anyone in my life and I never will. You can be in a hard spot and never give up your pride. I did go eat at potlucks at multiple churches without bringing anything and I still wear the clothes of men who passed from those churches. I never gave up my pride and faith. Now I have a good job a home and a wife and 3 sons. If that doesn't make you believe in the grace of God nothing else will. I fully intend to give back the gifts that made me what I am today 10 times over.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh they buy canned drinks just to pour them out to get the deposit right after buying. And when was the last time you handed a clerk a credit card.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know a lot of people who are too proud that "come by for dinner", or when the fresh local gardens come in they get really into canning. Food pantries are also a way to share with with other parishioners. If my green beans died but I have 200 pounds of tomatoes I'm trading.

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Dennislearsysbastard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah they were trying to rip you off. It's never been higher than 50.

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