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Dennislearsysbastard 15 points ago +15 / -0

Her name is Big Mike. Don't insult her with your patriarchal prefixes.

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Dennislearsysbastard 40 points ago +40 / -0

It just has cards that say "you will die"

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Dennislearsysbastard 8 points ago +8 / -0

A potato has enough energy to light an led. This is a compliment.

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Dennislearsysbastard 15 points ago +15 / -0

Because they will raid your home at dawn out of retardation.

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Dennislearsysbastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

No they were invading through the hall of porn stars of color.

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Dennislearsysbastard 4 points ago +4 / -0

See big dong dude hanging on the wall? So is this your first time on the internet? Ok and this is your evidence....Ok yeah.

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Dennislearsysbastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmm. She might be just playing her cards right. I am looking for privileged ivey league WASPs with no clue.

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Dennislearsysbastard 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm trying to create a list of the wokest CEOs and short their stock. Got any ideas frens? Here is what I got so far. And I actually liked IBM! Airbnb A16z Bumble Cisco Docusign DoorDash Eaze Etsy Grindr Grubhub IBM Matchstick Ventures Microsoft Niantic Peloton Reddit RobinHood Salesforce Shopify Snap Uber Techtoni

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Dennislearsysbastard 6 points ago +6 / -0

She probably has a butt plug in while on TV. I know that type.

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Dennislearsysbastard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not really it's next to a trade paperback so it's around 6 inches but thick. Respectable and not too out of the ordinary.

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Dennislearsysbastard 10 points ago +10 / -0

And props for being of normal size as well.

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Dennislearsysbastard 14 points ago +14 / -0

They have already had kids. There is no data on children or women of child bearing age. Keep them away for now.

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