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DieNancyDie 9 points ago +9 / -0

Great now I’ve gone and got bleach in my eyes. damn you!

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DieNancyDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too many participation trophies. “I can’t be wrong, I’ve been a winner my whole life!” No one ever remembers losing builds character. The ability to be wrong is formed by losing occasionally. Signed - grumpy old guy, now get off my lawn!

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DieNancyDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just buy the cheesecloth masks. No one says boo about them and the are super breathable.

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DieNancyDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would like to see the Animal House death mobile following as well. With some minor modifications perhaps.

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DieNancyDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Basically how green energy is a crock of shit. I couldn’t believe it was his.

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DieNancyDie 7 points ago +7 / -0

His last film Planet of the Humans was a red pill in itself.

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DieNancyDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hunter Biden reporting for duty! “But Dad, she asked for it.”

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DieNancyDie 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

If Hunter’s niece starts a webcam because of all of this are those also ill gotten gains for the Biden Crime Family? Just spitballing.

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DieNancyDie 10 points ago +10 / -0

My favorite comment today! I’m sure that video is in there somewhere.

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DieNancyDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

This username really comes in handy. Although if my wish comes true 🙏 will I be able to change it? Otherwise there could be a lot of “who is Nancy?” In my future...

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DieNancyDie 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all have the eyes of that crazy relative in every family that you try to avoid talking to at Thanksgiving. Usually sitting in a corner chair.

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DieNancyDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s what iPhones are for silly. They can’t track me though...the tinfoil hat protects me!

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DieNancyDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish I knew how to quit you! sniff sniff. Are you happy to see me or is that the thing, you know the thing, in your pocket?

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