Why do you enjoy receiving such tiny Chinese wieners?

For confirming for me that everything Hunter Biden did on his laptop is perfectly legal, but I should be very careful in selecting the appropriate knot for a cord to pull down my garage door

And you know it’s the ugly sibling your cousin has to take to prom

Congrats, your job is the very definition of a law enforcement Participation Trophy

Fear the anger of a patient man

“_________ makes Coronavirus worse. Here’s how.”