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DocCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cruel, unusual, and FUCKING HILARIOUS.

LOL, hope those fuckers enjoy trying to find an actual job now.

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DocCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

And this is why we shouldn't allow for spouse visas. You get married to a non-citizen, they don't get to jump in line because they got married. They wait.

Shit, maybe we can send both of them to some British dominion somewhere. Didn't Kenya or South Africa used to be British?

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DocCap 17 points ago +17 / -0

Did she eat all the other migrants?

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DocCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is the most awesome thing I have seen all day.

KEK be praised!

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DocCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only one place my money is going: to the GEOTUS Super-PAC: Save America PAC.

Everybody else can f/o.

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DocCap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Huh, I wonder if this kind of thing might be in violation of the Civil Rights Act that prohibits discrimination on the basis of race in interstate commerce.

Be funny AF if Traitor (WalMart) got screwed over this.

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DocCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, they will probably convict the guy at trial, but it'll get tossed on an appeal. You can't convict a guy of murder when the deceased had enough toxic chemicals in his body to kill a horse. Impossible to legally prove whatever Chauvin did actually killed Floyd.

Granted, he may be in jail until his lawyers can file a habeas challenge in Fed Court. I assume the MN state courts are totally cucked.

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DocCap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice. I hope they have a plan to get it past our asshat of a Governor, though.

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DocCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can't impeach a member of Congress. Their Chamber can vote to expel them, but it takes a 2/3 vote.

You can, however, toss them out of helicopters over bodies of water, which is much more effective than impeachment.

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DocCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, no. Take some personal responsibility for your own health.

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DocCap 5 points ago +5 / -0

It passes, shooting starts. Plain and simple.

Granted, I think there are at least 2 Democrat Senators who are not anxious to trigger an actual civil war, so, let's hope this just turns into silly House Dem posturing.

But keep your powder dry, just in case the Senate does something incredibly stupid.

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DocCap 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, not totally accurate. The Constitution requires the President to provide Congress with an annual report on the Union. No requirements that it be a speech or that it be during particular months.

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DocCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be pleased if that loser tweeter would just stop tweeting for six months.

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DocCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

They would have burnt everything in DC to the ground by now. Those were men who went to war over a 3% tax on Tea and the closure of the Boston Harbor.

We are barely worthy to walk on the same dirt as they did.

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DocCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

This needs to be an actual magazine. With articles. Would order for all women I know 10/10.

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DocCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit, when Dr Death Fauci has lost the support of Meghan the Whale ....

Homeboy better realize he's fucked now!! (LOL, I know, right?)

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DocCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pence won't speak, because he knows he'd be publicly booed. He will only show up in situations where the crowd has been hand-selected to prevent any 'ugly' responses. (So, only Heritage Foundation events, basically.)

And "presumptive nominee" my ballsack. Donald J. Trump is THE PRESIDENT.

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DocCap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Catturd is unstoppable!!!! What. A. Savage.

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