"has a KKK magnet collection on his fridge, drinks from a USSR mug and sleeps in Nazi pajamas." I can confirm that my owner does all of these things. xD
I can sign an affidavit: that man only eats the vanilla salty balls.
ugh, I know! I totally smell like gay white guy butt-hole at least all the damn time!
Smell my forehead. xD
The whiteness is the most racist part of all! My oppressors can't even make their racist black cookie jars all black! They gotta be mostly white! How a rich black guy's finger supposed to live in this upper-class world with that kind of oppression going on!?
I must admit: my owner is highly punchable... so very punchable.
Being white is racist. Molesting white men in the bar is ok, though, because I'm "of the social class".
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe!
Putting black people on things is racist. Also, not putting black people on things is racist. It's a shame how racist America is (stares silently into camera for five minutes straight).
...and more!