I need this shirt but I need the team logo to be off Elizabeth Warren.

I won't have a problem shooting Nazis. My Grandparents did it and now it looks we'll have to as well.

Looks tarded.

I was saying boo-urns.

I hope you're kidding. He's not blind he never was. He's just stealing Ray Charles' "look" with the dark sunglasses everywhere. Of course Ray Charles was actually blind.

There are no terrorists in this picture.

Unless there's a brown arabic guy in there I just can't see.

Starting to?!

I peeled the thin blue line flag off my car.

Fuck the police, they're part of the problem.

So the FBI remembered to put on their costumes and show up.

Julius Caesar was a "tyrant" and he led Rome into a golden age.

So help me out with this: after hearing about my pillow for a few years I finally saw one in person at a Kohl's. It was boxed but the box had a hole to put your hand in and feel the pillow.

I walked away from that utterly disappointed because it felt like all the other regular pillows in the store.

What happened?

No thanks, I don't smoke hopium anymore.

Salute the flag.

You're probably joking, but since I'd like to see China destroyed and wiped off the map I say we go for it.

It'll be like that Simpsons Down Under episode but instead of bringing bullfrogs to Australia, Australia brings snakes to China.

Anyway, death to the Chinese!

"Bribe" or "extort?"

I found the FBI agent!

Between huwhite and wypipo I don't know which is funnier.

Made sense to me.

That's right! I was being very literal despite sounding hyperbolic.

Yeah really. Six months ago?

The rest of us knew he was a treasonous snake right after he was elected.

I'm thinking he had a plan and it was thwarted. Traitors on all sides.

The supreme court case not heard, and then the VP not not counting the fraudulent votes.

He has been betrayed and for some reason he won't just order the military to overthrow our corrupt government.

I assumed the national guard was called out by the Democrats to protect the swamp and they will.

I stopped listening to Dan Bongino (after I stopped listening to Hannity) when he wouldn't stop talking about how great the "rank and file" at the FBI are.

That's clearly bullshit. Like your said, it's corrupt top to bottom. I bet even the janitors are seditious unamerican pieces of shit.

Take Denver Bomb Boulder

I see three Moms.

Is the terrorist hiding somewhere in there like Waldo?