Orange county now gets you the one on the right with 1 story and 1/2 the yard
It's tough to raise 6 kids. Have to decide whether to get the shiny rims OR the subwoofer for the Exalade this monf
TBF only douchenozzles clutter up the floor and work out shoeless. Kinda miss going around "struggling" with the K-bells while doing farmer's walks by the racks where they're standing around in those jail sandals
Who's quicker to get past hold for turkey basting tips, the FBI or the Butterball Hotline?
Weird not seeing cars parked bumper to bumper and blankets covering the living room window across the street
Check out Blacula some time
Next breakout role in The HNNNNGover
You'll be buried with the number they stamped on your VIN tag
Maybe mask boy from that one has finally reached his red line in the sand
Haven't had pork in decades (read "Hannibal" for a hint) but grandparents had back-half acre chicken, beef and pork. To this day I can remember the choir biting into that first sausage patty
And what an intelligent design it is
Some of the burntcels on 4chan believe no seasoning is added ever
Basically all just Marshall, Ross and TJ Max without the shoes
And after that, the entire George Thorogood collection
Unfortunately, leftists do just that: muh furniture
Turns out Orange county is East of Sacramento. Cool
Modern dollar: 6.75 cents
Never drove 2 blocks near Disney Anaheim. Turn apartments back into farmland then hmu
Nothing good ever comes from a gathering of cokeheads
In Dust Bowl times, the California farmers would hire scabs whenever the workers threatened a work stoppage. Pretty sure there are machines that can teach children to read and they don't take summers off
Better weather and ready raw materials to boot
Never done it but imagine clicking the icon would ask you how much and where to take the funds from
Mighty white of me to put another separator behind my stuff for the next customer
Smokes are half as much tho
Come for the memes, stay for the new words. Prepare to blast off