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DonnieRamesJio 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the ones who break their noses by walking into a wall with an erection that stir most of it up

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DonnieRamesJio 5 points ago +5 / -0

Brief extended relative was a Trekkie, he called them Tribbles

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DonnieRamesJio 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need an autist detail to find our new neighbors and settle in right.next.door

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DonnieRamesJio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Curious they didn't call it "Be a Winner Just For Showing Up" Discussions. Maybe not, has that word: winner

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DonnieRamesJio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like on COPS where 1 day they'd pretend to be hookers, then the next day send the guys out pretending to be johns

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DonnieRamesJio 2 points ago +2 / -0

when does texas get back to non-ridiculous temperatures? do they still have their firearms? this bullshit should trigger them to revolt immensely.

Arms still work. Texas is still free

jUsT shOOt ThE sKy, cHudS! - some reality denier

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DonnieRamesJio 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wiping his fingers with KFC wetnaps before playing the bass again, or was it bagpipes? Clown world has me living on a beanie's propeller

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DonnieRamesJio 3 points ago +3 / -0

They've been itching to throw virgins into volcanoes again since Columbus

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DonnieRamesJio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saw an old Springfield video where the guy was testing rifles in his backyard using tires, so literally found assets with no work involved

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DonnieRamesJio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mexico doesn't use that shade of yellow for stripes, California

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DonnieRamesJio 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can take Sam Kinison's life and his look, but you can never take his talent

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DonnieRamesJio 17 points ago +17 / -0

Move to Canada

Play with Iphone in the middle of busy intersection

Get hit by car

Sue Apple, sue Uber, sue Toyota

Profit

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DonnieRamesJio 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the next buy to moon, the bikini area Taping incidents haven't come out yet

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DonnieRamesJio 8 points ago +9 / -1

I live smack in Orange County and have yet to see anywhere to sign it. There's probably another 20k just in my spot that are the same

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