The king is Charles I, not John
Take the moped pill, their speedometers break easy enough on their own
This one's different; I was waiting for the line where he calls his brother and says "don't bother gassing up the tractor to plow your back half, those feds did it for free. Happy Birthday"
Purple haired grocery store checker flipped her shit once when I had a cheap kids' bow across my neck
Bc Home Depot's done the research and it says Asians don't paint
Nice work but pedofilos is the orthography of the nessage
I wouldn't want to use up someone else's place who really wants one, that would be rather selfish of me
This is the way. Lots of abandoned mine shafts for falling down while running in the dark
Come ON man, it's time to go
While anecdotally correct, the sleeper CCP foreign asset buyers are merely using the white (km) numbers on the speedo dial rather than the orange (mph) ones. Another yay globalism
Dollar-store Sabbath Bloody Sabbath album cover
Probably my favorite song is "Smoking Banana Peels". Atom & His Package are kinda like DM but it's just 1 guy and a keyboard mostly.
If this place don't have Mojo Nixon, it sure could use some fixin'
We got into her car away we started rollin', I asked what she paid for it, said nothing man it's stolen...
...just you.and.me:punk rock giiiiirl
Those clarinets tho
Those cancer meds sure made Frank Zappa fat
And he lost to the shriveled up worm on the rusty hook
Was watching the Agenda Free stream earlier, was thiiiiis close to getting shown on there
Maybe do MySimon as a site to buy MIUSA-only goods
Uno Reverse card: Weissman MEANS White Man in Ger5man
When someone named themself after a demonic goddess you really have to scratch your head
Before I stopped shopping at places that want me to take off my toolbag I would ask "how am I going to be able to help anybody?" ...NPC face. Wasn't even until halfway through the first term that I realized I have just as much 2nd Amendment as anyone, California native or not
Bats and rice supposedly
What is it they say in church and recovery groups? There are people who want to be happy, and there are people who want to be right. On the left you're always wrong and always unhappy
This the guy on Youtube with all the boomer documentaries?
Cars run to shit: no need to look for stickers or masked drivers