11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

2:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.

4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony Sponsored by CNN

4:15 PM Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke" Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM “How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!” A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Berghdal Baltimore Looters

5:30 PM Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren dressed in Native American clothing

5:45 PM Tribute to All of the 57 States Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi

6:00 PM General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters"

7:30 PM Announcement of VP Nominee - Stacy Abrams Former Ambassador to Chris Stevens with a quick a post-motem rebuttal

8:30 PM The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM “Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you” Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times with Guest Speaker, Don Lemon

9:15 PM Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO by Michael Moore

9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" Hosted by speaker Barack Obama

10:00 PM Group Condemnation of Bitter Gun Owners.

10:30 PM Ceremonial “We Surrender” Waving of the White Flag

11:00 PM Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal" Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM Official Nomination of Kamala Harris Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

12:00 Group apology for being white.

h/t: TED1

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