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Stole from gab (media.patriots.win)
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I think to myself, "Surely things aren't this bad. I should get away for a bit; get a different perspective." After taking my advice I always end up confirming things really are that bad and wonder why I even took a break to begin with. Every. Single. Time.

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Slummed around a few pages, tweeted "Trump won! By A LOT!" and logged out.

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NEVER GIVE UP! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Dos_Scoops ago by Dos_Scoops
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...I want out.

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Based Grogu (media.patriots.win)
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K-Y Kamala (media.patriots.win) 👠 HEELS UP 👠
posted ago by Dos_Scoops ago by Dos_Scoops
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Just like with the NBA, they didn't destroy it; they just took it over. Now we're left with the choice of either supporting it and therefore supporting their ideology or not supporting it which will kill it off. Communists have managed to destroy our entire sports culture in less than 4 years.

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Me and my 8% battery sure do appreciate it!

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I will. Gab is nice and all but it's turning into a Christian social media site. That's fine, mind you, it's just not my cup of tea.

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"I'm not ready yet. I'm going to wait for the experimental status to be lifted. It might take a while for the research to be completed but I'm fine with that."

TAKE VACCINE!

"I said no, however, I would consider taking it if you accepted all liability. Will you accept all liability?"

....

"Hello? Are you still there?"

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"Fuck, I still have 2 hours left."

Opens dotwin

"Ah, we have the best memes!"

Looks back at clock

"Wtf? It's time to clock out!"

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2-4 lbs of chuck (however much you want, really)

Layer of mustard (trust me)

Thick layer of any bbq sauce (it might take the whole bottle)

4 eggs (stir, whisk or beat them as bad as Trump beat Joe)

Two cups of oats

Mix well, 380 or so degrees. Times vary so use a cooking thermometer because you're not an animal. Wonder what makes it a patriot meatloaf? It's because you made it. We need a cooking/food prep group.

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For a people that complain about racism all the time, they sure are good at giving racists exactly what they want.

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Because her Killers haven't been found yet and it's starting to look like her death is going to quietly disappear in a corner; only to be remembered during her family's dinners and reunions.

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All the other ones have "experts". Sure, they might get pelosi or Schumer to say something every now and then; sometimes the occasional zoom call with AOC. The difference is quite stark when you compare programming. I wonder why? This is not an endorsement for Newsmax or Fox, by the way.

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and my extremely poor AF ass doesn't want to spend it cause it makes me feel dirty and nauseous. Fuck those commies. They even shorted me $600.

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