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Life is a meme.

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Even when I rub one out.

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Remember when we were having to keep our heads on a swivel when violence against conservatives was trending? Okay, well, you've got a lot of angry commies that may have been pushed over the edge by Trump's second acquittal and upcoming speech at CPAC. You know how crazy these people can be. Some of them may consider this event as a sign that Trump is coming back into the political landscape and they may take matters into their own hands. I'm not saying be afraid. I'm saying show some situational awareness. I hate to be so cliche, but if you see something, say something.

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I've noticed on gab that trend is starting to take a turn for the worse. People are starting to get degraded for not conscripting to Christianity and it's a huge turn off for me. Please don't fall into this trap. I grew up with religious authoritarianism in the late 80s and early 90s and I want nothing more to do with it.

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For giving us the opportunity to revitalize old meme formats by simply retouching the image for blackface.

Can one of my fellow Patriots direct me to an entity that can solve it for me? I know I can't be trusted with something that will use more brain power than lifting an onion. I attempted to search online but the answers scared me. Ples halp!

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You know it's coming. I know it's coming. Might as well make some tendies off of it!

The official stance of the United States is that China has different cultural norms and we should be okay with that. Now shut up and buy Chinese you Patriot fucks.

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About damn time. (www.bitchute.com)
posted ago by Dos_Scoops ago by Dos_Scoops
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I think Trump was a bad man and should have been convicted but I lacked the resolve to cast my vote appropriately because I'm a cuck. I continue to make annoying turtle noises to anyone who will listen and I lack the observation skills necessary to realize that I no longer have any support from my constituents. I'm totally not worried that my actions will speed along the demise of the GOP and have it replaced with the Patriot party. Have a nice day! TURTLE NOISES

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You always have to work triple shifts during inclement weather because no one else can show up. Next job I get, I'm telling them I drive a smart car or Prius.

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Please? I'll throw in one of hunter's crack pipes!

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Me: What's a "superbowl"?

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GEOTUS and his Pedes will see you in 2024, faggots!

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You're going to start seeing things like "America Towns" pop up in cities and rural country because these will be the only places where American culture will exist. I find this possible future to be absolutely terrifying.

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Because I didn't really have a reason to utilize gab until we did!

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I saw this an hour ago or so and seeing as I just woke up, has this been debunked yet or is it true?

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Call me Han Solo because I fucking hate long waits.

No, really. Are we sure? Don't hate on me. I just...have a bad feeling I can't shake. Any other pedes feel like this or is it just me?

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It's just advertisement for businesses and individuals in parallel economies. Used to be that when you were canceled and doors started closing, that was it. Now being canceled can be just as much of a blessing as it is a curse depending on where you live, of course. I mean, if you get canceled in Portland then your business will definitely suffer and you'll have to move. But if you're canceled and live in say, houston, your business will thrive.

"No, you're a hypocrite!"

I'm starting to think this is going to be the next four years. We really need to move away from this.

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You member when the government bailed them out? I member... they've always been fast friends with the establishment.

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