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DrBelittle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I LOVE THIS WEBSITE SO MUCH.

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DrBelittle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been preaching the values of .22 LR pistols to my friends. Pellet gun on steroids? Sure. But feeding it will never be a problem...

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DrBelittle 25 points ago +25 / -0

I thought the WNBA was a failed 90's experiment like frosted tips on a dude.

Had no clue it was still going.

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DrBelittle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great job! You didn't blow it.

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DrBelittle 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's one way of getting fucked by Jenna Jameson.

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DrBelittle 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've had us off the roads this year, so the auto accident numbers are down. The media will compare the Covid numbers to this year's crashes and say "SEE! Look how dangerous Covid is!"

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DrBelittle 10 points ago +10 / -0

I want equal coverage of Biden's hair to Trump's. Joe's hair may be plugged in, but the battery is very low energy.

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DrBelittle 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's a bottomless pit of stable geniuses. I'm embarrassed that I was so late to this party.

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DrBelittle 4 points ago +4 / -0

RAW IS MAGA.

I would guess that Edge is conservative and Matt Hardy is liberal based on pure cuckery alone.

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DrBelittle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is the blood detail for comedic effect or for taste? Hard to tell with these weirdos.

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DrBelittle 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't fake the joy on that kid's face.

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DrBelittle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Figured he needed some fake medals for his fake war.

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DrBelittle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you. Fantastic username.

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DrBelittle 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is kinda offensive. Like she's not gonna use those big ol' droopers for some career advancing wanks.

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DrBelittle 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the frick? Was Freddy Kreuger unavailable to read that Tuesday?

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DrBelittle 20 points ago +20 / -0

I remember when I thought NAMBLA was just a South Park joke.

Real life is such a bummer sometimes.

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DrBelittle 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump has been dropping truth bombs this whole time. I'm willing to believe that I've been living a lie -- I'm not actually American -- I am Thigh.

It makes more sense to me than flat earth.

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DrBelittle 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is half true. The left also hates estrogen if you're born with it and you use it to birth healthy babies in stable households.

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DrBelittle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd vote for the Black Monolith before I'd vote for Joe Biden.

Black Monolith 2024.

Oh shit, the dems already support it because it's got the word black in it.

by geewiz
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DrBelittle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I could see Biden doing blackface. He's done coalface for 30 years.

"I hope you won’t hold it against me, but I am a hard-coal miner, anthracite coal"

  • Joe Biden speaking to a group of West Virginia coal miners in 2008.

“Hell, I might be president now if it weren’t for the fact I said I had an uncle who was a coal miner. Turns out I didn’t have anybody in the coal mines, you know what I mean? I tried that crap — it didn’t work.”

  • Joe Biden, The Daily Show, 2004

"My ancestors worked in the coal mines, and would come up after 12 hours and play football for four hours."

  • Joe Biden, plagiarizing some British dude, 1988
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