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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t work out for them too well last time lollll

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 3 points ago +3 / -0

He knew he was going to win this election with ease. He campaigned like a madman to win it by a landslide so that when this happened there would be no doubt.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

First you get them to look at all their tax bills from the past ten years. On those tax bills, they will see codes. Once they find the code, they can link their name to their mail in ballot. With that code, they can take the first letter of each name, assign it a number, add 'em all up, and shove it up your butt!

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will never see this in the feed and not give an upvote.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Court jesters were able to make fun of the king and keep him in check. Journalism is a way to provide harsh feedback without being killed. The fact we don’t have this is all the info I need to know I live in a totalitarian society. If our constitution wasn’t so strong we would be living in a gulag right now.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m so ready I have people at my church asking to come chill at my place if things get weird. Cozy

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a math guy but I am a data guy - it wouldn’t be too hard to build out a Hadoop cluster that would let you create a dynamic visual report showing all the connections. The hard part would be deciding which data to include/exclude.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 11 points ago +11 / -0

To be fair he probably celebrated for both.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m not a big fan of gateway. If the meat of the article is that gas prices may rise by 50 cents, then their headline will read “MAJOR GAS SHORTAGES!! IS OIL RUNNING OUT AROUND THE WORLD?!”

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