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DraintheMFalready 3 points ago +4 / -1

The hell does he need to get locked up for Sandy Hook? Did he shoot it up?

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DraintheMFalready 8 points ago +8 / -0

Having seen Schumer's wife, I understand completely why he would investigate deeply into whatever causes him to have an erection again

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DraintheMFalready 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still think Trump could have beaten the fraud if he legalized it.

The riggers would have been too stoned to rig

"WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU GUYS WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO OUR THING AT 2AM NOW IT'S ANOTHER FOUR YEARS OF ORANGE"

"oh shit dude sorry I was on my way but lil C's had a hot and ready bacon crust with my name on it and I got sidetracked"

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DraintheMFalready 6 points ago +6 / -0

To the news. Anyone right of Mao is a Nazi.

And Nazism was a left wing ideology.

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DraintheMFalready 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are they so obsessed with the fag flag

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DraintheMFalready 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trap it in orbit. Break off manageable chunks and fling them towards the pacific or designated LZ in Nevada or something.

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DraintheMFalready 14 points ago +14 / -0

They basically agreed to sell shares for $20. Then they have to buy Gamestop at $500 a share. Then sell it all at $20. Then buy it again to sell it again at 20, until they meet all their contractual obligations

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DraintheMFalready 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dollar becomes worthless and we go back to the gold standard

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DraintheMFalready 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beijing bronchitis, tiananmen throat tickles, the Chinese sneezes, Flu ManAchoo