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DudePlayingaDude 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't worry, pede. It's a pedo handshake. They only share it amongst themselves.

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DudePlayingaDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Sniiiiiiifffffff. Pedoooo. Pettingggg. Pedo sniff sniffing. Will somebody get this kid off me so I can think?" asked Joe.

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DudePlayingaDude 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, but he actually grabbed her by the pussy, therefore earning him Democrat Privilege. Only fake assaults and innuendo are to be punished and then, only if you are on the right.

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DudePlayingaDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of those snakes is a kid fucker.

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DudePlayingaDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember when killing your unborn child was a shameful thing.

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DudePlayingaDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chicks only. Not a cock eater.

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DudePlayingaDude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silly pede. Joe doesn't want to kill ALL the children. He has to sniff them first.

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DudePlayingaDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not being racist but I can see why a lot of Black dudes prefer White women. Goddamn the fugly.

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DudePlayingaDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, lefties, it's in the name. Internalized Racist Society

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DudePlayingaDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Tyrannosaurus is a sexuality, I'm a goddamn one.

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DudePlayingaDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you claim to be a Christian, yet vote for a kid fucker or the party of baby killers, you aren't a fucking Christian.

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DudePlayingaDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know it's supposed to be satire, but damn, it comes across as a documentary.

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