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Dude_abides 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also: what goes up must come down or in this case what goes down may go up. Can’t win them all. Just hold your position, it will surely come back. You can always use your loss against your earnings to lower your tax basis. 5000 other excuses I’ve heard from brokers over the years.

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Dude_abides 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bye bye Barry bye bye at that was all she wrote.

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Dude_abides 2 points ago +2 / -0

Death by Sleep deprivation is far worse than any of these aforementioned techniques.

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Dude_abides 1 point ago +1 / -0

All you had to do is let google/Apple/China know all your passwords so you don’t have to! You bunch of st..... Oh wait, I seem to have just bought 100 acres of worthless desert in Africa for $10m.

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Dude_abides 3 points ago +3 / -0

I once had over 100 open. I’d say 3/4 .win.

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Dude_abides 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know it doesn’t make any sense, that’s why I trust it. OH Dear GOD I just quoted Titanic. Someone remove my man card!

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Dude_abides 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have long called ATL airport Mos Eisley because it’s full of scum and villainy.

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Dude_abides 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a dark winter I can get behind. Please oh please. Do the worlds largest mass firing ever. We have the worlds best firings don’t you think? Every fast food place I see has a now hiring sign up. And there is always coding.

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Dude_abides 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cheat: the top left corner was the hot spot!

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Dude_abides 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you saying fire is not a gender? Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

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