I hate shit carnivals

Judas Pence

This is a light crowd for Costco too. It was 3x as full when I went the weekend before Thanksgiving. So ridiculous

Don't have time for his mumbling excuse of a speech. Too busy F5ing on TDW.

FINE! ...helicopter ride, it is.

Hello fellow Colorado pede! Nice work!

Denying impoverished minorities the ability to own guns? Seems racist.

We should flood the front page with pepe memes to make them look stupid

Wow, I’ve never been a cybercriminal before. Neat.

Not punchable as in “look at that smug asshole I want to punch it”

More of a “omfg what is that thing? Kill it with fire”

Hell yeah! DM me and maybe we can grab a beer or something when you get back.

I should have stayed in Weld County... in Broomfield now.

We have judged ourselves and found ourselves innocent.

This is great, and I think it could catch on. His name needs to be known by all, and there needs to be massive attention drawn to his initiatives.

So if they can prove in court that the algorithm is in use, then this is it, right?

Fox does not need a comeback. They need to disappear from existence and be replaced by something totally new.

Couldn’t get laid In a women’s prison with a fist full of pardons.

This is why we need 30 round magazines.

Would be easy to dress like them (masks, hippy clothes) and watch for them to act out. As soon as someone does something violent, take them out and disappear into the mob.

Voted Libertarian most my life. I've voted straight republican since Trump was elected. If Trump goes this time around, so will I.

I am praying for the Kraken.

I would never. I danced to Simple Man with my mom at my wedding.

Best rock song ever

clown world... f'n clown world

I’ve never seen this. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.

definitely doing all the heavy lifting.