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DystopianDoubleThink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Knows too much and is willing to talk for the right price. He'll be shivved in prison.

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DystopianDoubleThink 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can do zoom meetings staight outta prison to Brian's Harvard classes.

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DystopianDoubleThink 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think that was a Brian and Ed Krassenstein classic.

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DystopianDoubleThink 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blackmail maybe, like Pablo Escobar used to do, join us and rich, or die in a ditch. Your choice, lead or gold.

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DystopianDoubleThink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same, and I'm old enough to know, lol. I just went down a rabbit hole. :P

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DystopianDoubleThink 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sure they will, they will repeat this success across the nation until we are all made to live in pods and eat roaches.

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DystopianDoubleThink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't she get hired on Bidum's "Disinfo Board" after Twitter?

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DystopianDoubleThink 5 points ago +5 / -0

One already has, they took it down "because of dicks and invasion of privacy". Despite having full blown CP on Twitter.

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DystopianDoubleThink 10 points ago +10 / -0

It will obviously be Putin's fault. In fact, he burned my pancakes yesterday

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DystopianDoubleThink 1 point ago +1 / -0

The dude was just at the white house with all the other twitter losers like Rupar and JoJojerzy bitch. Here they all are in their glory, he's on the far left. https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/1583500142313107456/photo/1

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DystopianDoubleThink 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm saving my extra change for next year's bug protein turkey.

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

A chainsaw is a mobile wood chipper, but don't forget the butcher's apron and bar oil. Oh, and a cool skin mask if you got one.

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DystopianDoubleThink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes you think man, while you scraped your glass pipe looking for a chunk of resin because your too poor to buy a dime bag. Ahh college, such memories.

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