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E942 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been calling him Emperor Biden, which garners lots of squinty looks from normies but it's fun.

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E942 2 points ago +2 / -0

Going up against the Democrat Machine and its habit of causing unfortunate accidents - she might be sooner than anticipated.

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E942 1 point ago +1 / -0

They riot because it's a day ending in 'Y'... Not sure if we can ascribe motive anymore.

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E942 11 points ago +11 / -0

Aunt Tifa is always a bit slow on the uptake because there's no 'push' in their command and control; it's all based on people manually going and getting new orders.

So, give it a few days for the money to circulate, new posters to be made and hung in head shops, and the new instructions to filter through to those smooth brains before the mob turns to burning churches or something.

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E942 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why Joepedo’s handlers recommended the mask mandate - it also prevents Joe from sniffing strangers.

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E942 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pity I don’t have any accounts tying me to Goolag, so I can’t downvote.

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E942 2 points ago +2 / -0

The whole inauguration was basically "Old Man Yells At Lawnchairs".

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E942 1 point ago +1 / -0

Giving Dementia Joe a bit too much credit I think...

Joe is pleased when he remembers the directions to the toilet and is hardly capable of more than smiling at the camera they point him at.

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E942 13 points ago +13 / -0

Biden's inauguration is basically "Old Man Yells At Lawnchairs"...

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E942 1 point ago +1 / -0

I delete and re-create an account here every 30 days for security... Still never been flagged for anything, so I guess it's easy to tell the pedes from the puds.

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E942 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coincidences must be carefully planned...

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E942 7 points ago +7 / -0

"It's all a big club, and you ain't in it." -- George Carlin

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E942 1 point ago +1 / -0

He gently pulls the aged vinyl cover off of an old IBM Model M keyboard, presses a few keys, and feels the satisfying click of a well-oiled machine.

He smiles wistfully, and whispers "It's time old friend..."

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E942 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really think it falls to two points:

The Democrats want power.

The Republicans want money.

So the former pays off the latter and both are happy - until GEOTUS comes along and flips a table... Then everyone agrees to "Fuck that guy in particular".

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E942 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of the instant messenger wars; where everyone you knew was on some other platform that was always the best thing since sliced pre-wrapped peanut butter and whatever you were using sucked.

At one point I had a second monitor just to display all of the IM clients required to keep in touch with folks. :)

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