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ED_WOOD 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is from the previews for the movie "The Karen Bitch Protest"

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ED_WOOD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can see it now... The Reaping. These aliens come to Earth... and they have this plan, and then there is this guy, and this girl, and this other girl, but she's kinda creepy... and they have to stop the plan... the guy and the girl, but not the the other girl, the creepy one...

Need a director? ... a writer?

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ED_WOOD 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Pay no attention to your mother, she likes to watch. Oh, wait... that's my sister!"

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ED_WOOD 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm calling my agent because this is starting to sound like a script I sent in to Warner Brothers. It's called Plan 10 From Outer Space. These aliens come from outer space and to stop Earthlings from discovering covfefe and making a new kind of radar that could be used to detect their time portals to Earth they come up with a plan to make a movie about making a movie to fake a viral pandemic as a cover for actually starting a simulated viral pandemic to confuse the governments of the earth and trick them into declaring quarantines in order to stop the research so that special alien elimination teams can capture or kill the scientists working on the discovery of covfefe and then dismantle the research effort under cover of the fake quarantine that everybody has been lead to believe is a super deadly virus but is really a normal deadly virus that is really more deadly then the fake super deadly virus but because the aliens have also taken over most of the world's broadcast and print media they can create a reality that is impossible to differentiate from fiction but then the aliens get confused about what is fact and what is fiction because they are aliens on an alien planet and one of them orders 100k body bags but doesn't tell the other aliens so the other aliens think the fake virus is a real virus so they have to find someplace to hide and they go to the city and find a place with bars on the windows and go to this one room with this guy in it but its a really good room so the aliens hang the guy to make it look like he killed himself buy he didn't. But then there is this girl, Rachel and she has this pet white rabbit named Chuck Yeager that saw the whole thing (the white rabbit not the girl) so they have to follow her all over the city to try and catch her but she gets away in the end with her white rabbit named Chuck Yeager. So, I'm going to call my agent and we're going to get to the bottom of this.

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ED_WOOD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine if you operated a working drive in movie theater right now.
Only drawback would be exacerbating the coming baby boom.

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ED_WOOD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump sold the movie rights to his press briefings.
Quenten Quaratino to direct.
Kung Flu -vs- Qzilla

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ED_WOOD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Orlando,

On the lighter side of "Mommy, what's ...... mean?"

https://youtu.be/gd3oYFS9g9I (2 min, 33 seconds)

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ED_WOOD 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bernie Sanders rewrites Chinatown screenplay:

"She's my sister..."

Slap!

"She's my daughter..."

Slap!

"She's my wife..."

Slap!

"She's my sister... and my daughter... and my wife!"

Jake's friend whispers in his ear...

"Forget it Jake, its the Democrat Party."

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ED_WOOD 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got it! I got it! I got it!

PLAN COVFEFE FROM OUTER SPACE

Best movie title ever!

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ED_WOOD 2 points ago +2 / -0

This corruption has been with us for a long time. The troubling part is when it is not recognized as corruption, but expediency. That perception is a pathogen to the republic and a balm to the state.

From a recent book, and some select historical context:

HITLER IN LOS ANGELES
Steven J. Ross / 2017

page 321

On January 24, 1942, Joe Roos achieved one of his greatest personal triumphs: J. Edgar Hoover asked him to serve as an unofficial agent for the FBI. Explaining that Walter Winchell recommend he contact Roos, Hoover wanted the Viennese-born Jew to "help to (sic) us in our work by bringing to our attention any information you deem of value in connection with subversive activities." The Bureau, he explained, could not officially investigate someone without showing cause. But if private citizens, such as Roos and Lewis could "secure evidence," the FBI could then investigate and arrest suspects. Hoover asked Roos to send all information directly to him or his representative in Los Angeles, Richard Hood. Flattered by the signal achievement, Roos provided Hoover and Hood with updated weekly summaries of their master index containing the names of all German, Japanese, and American suspects."

page 328

Unwilling to retreat, Lewis and Roos turned to California attorney general Earl Warren that spring for help. Unlike Tenney, who would later reveal his strong anti-Semetic streak, Warren hoped to pave the way for his anticipated run for governor by attracting the support of the state's Jewish voters. Mutual friends asked Joe Roos "to come up with some idea which would fulfill that objective, but at the same time would lie in our interest." Roos suggested "that a number of local Nazis be prosecuted for failure to register as Nazi agents with the Secretary of State of California," particularly Noble, Frenz, and Jones. Warren agreed and instructed deputy attorney general Louis Drucker to work with Roos in developing a case against the men.

page 329

Government prosecutors were fighting a two-front campaign, state and federal, aimed at destroying the remnants of the Nazi and fifth-column movements. Before taking further action against Ferenz, Noble and Jones, Drucker and FBI special agent in charge Richard Hood spoke with U.S. attorney general Francis Biddle about coordinating state and federal court actions. Instructing them "to get tough with the subversive gang," Biddle approved their request to arrest the three men and charge them with sedition under California law. Wanting Drucker to be as prepared as possible, Lewis and Roos sent him 113 of their operatives' reports covering the activities of the three men. The spymasters also agreed to maintain their undercover operations and keep "our informants close to these people now under arrest. We could tip off the agencies of contemplated moves by these individuals."

[End book quotes]

In 1942, A.G. Biddle selected Thomas Dodd to prosecute a number of east-coast Nazis based on information developed by Roos and Lewis. Both Dodd and Biddle would later participate in the Nuremberg Trials - Dodd on the prosecution staff and Biddle as a Judge.

Here's Dodd getting soft balled by William F. Buckley Jr. ( I give the benefit of the doubt to Buckley in this interview for the white wash):

Firing Line with William F. Buckley Jr. interviews (soon to be censured) Senator Thomas Dodd (D - Connecticut). Subject: Gen Julius Klein (48 minutes, 34 seconds)

https://youtu.be/mKNNxsg-aC0

133

Who are the puppet masters?

That was a Julius Klein controlled private intelligence operation. Klein was activated by Col. George C. Marshall in 1933 to work in an unofficial capacity for Army Intelligence. Klein was recommended to F.D.R. to run the L.A. operation by James W. Gerard (former ambassador to Imperial Germany and close friend of Julius Klein's father, an "international banker" based in Berlin).

That's two future members of the Warren Commission, one future (to-be-censured) U.S. Senator, a future U.S. Secretary of State associated with the private spy network organized by Julius Klein and with whom Klein would maintain close personal and "professional" relationships. In other words, they never knew Klein was running them exactly the way he ran his private operatives in Los Angeles from 1934 through 1941.

Klein was also on a first name basis with Allen Dulles for years before the Warren commission was formed (goes back to Dulles' days in the OSS). That's a third member of the commission involved with Julius Klein, under secret investigation by the Kennedy White House and select members of the Senate Foreign Affairs Committee, starting in September of 1962. That investigation lead to Klein testifying before the Foreign Affairs Committee on 20 November 1963, in hearings about the Foreign Agent Registration Act, that started on 19 November and ended on 21 November 1963. The investigation of Julius Klein ended with Kennedy's death on 22 November 1962.

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ED_WOOD 3 points ago +3 / -0

From 2010 to 2012 Sen. John McCain and Sen. Ben Cardin used an unverified report of the European Union's Human Rights Commission and unverified testimony of the source of the information of the EU/HRC report, William Browder, as the basis for passage of The Magnitsky Act, sanctions legislation originally targeting Russian officials and now used as a universal sanction vehicle. Fills in the 2010-2012 timeline of smoke and mirrors of the Russia / Ukraine hoaxes.

Watch the documentary film by Andrey Nekrasov, rent is $5, buy $10 (recommend buy so you can show others). This film was banned from distribution world wide, was removed from the internet when Nekrasov posted on various platforms, and is available through link below.

https://www.reelhouse.org/pirayafilm/the-magnitsky-act-behind-the-scenes

Here is a link to the Wikipedia propaganda about the film.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magnitsky_Act_%E2%80%93_Behind_the_Scenes

For best results:

  1. Read Bill Browder's book Red Notice.

  2. Watch The Magnitsky Act.

  3. Read about Bill Browder on his Wikipedia page

  4. Watch video of Browder's deposition where he impersonates Sgt. Shultz for 6 hours. Link to part 1 below... just watch a few minutes to get the gist.

https://youtu.be/pu9DMxfTGhY

(At least listen/watch through to the 03:55 minute mark to learn who the guest lawyer listening in is... tangled web indeed!)

  1. Or go to reference section, footnote #62, of Browder's wiki page (link below) and read transcript of the videotaped deposition.

https://100r.org/media/2017/10/Browder-Deposition-April-15-2015.pdf

Guarantee better than watching Plan 9 From Outer Space.