How the fuck is this not a Babylon Bee headline?
Someone should hit him with a car.
The real question you should be asking yourself is: have you ever wondered what happens when the human anal sphincter compresses a mason jar that has been inserted into the rectum?
You may not like the answer, but I guarantee you the guy in the video likes the answer considerably less.
I remember the first time I saw this. That scream is something you never forget. shifts in chair uncomfortably
They were shredding evidence the week of the election. Some brave woman in Georgia followed a shredding truck from a polling place. I had the post saved to my old account. Probably gone now.
The only thing this is breaking is any floor she happens to be standing on at any given point in time.
When you remove all peaceful means for resolution, don't be surprised by what happens afterward.
Faggot didn’t mean gay when I was a kid, you called somebody a faggot because they were being a faggot. [...] I would never call a gay guy a faggot, unless he was being a faggot, but not because he’s gay. Like, if I saw two guys blowing each other, I don’t know why I’m watching them do it... I don’t know, I stumbled upon a couple of fellas blowing one another on their respective penesia--That's plural for penis that invented today. I would be respectful to them, "Hello, gentlemen." But if one of them took the dick out of his mouth and started acting all faggy and saying annoying faggy things, "You know, people from Phoenix are Phonecians" or something like that. I’d be like, "Hey, shut up, faggot. FAGGOT! Quit being a faggot and suck that dick!"
-Louis C.K.
I see a lot of arm pockets in the making.
I know it has been mentioned that they've removed his videos from the last couple days, but I'm wondering if they've moved into full-on de-personing?
Yeah well, Hell called and said they have the same feelings about her.
When reached for comment, an anonymous source close to the White House simply replied with the following:
After his second term ends, I sincerely hope he burns the establishment down on his way out.
At this point, I'd like to see GEOTUS use the emergency broadcast system to address the American people directly, from the Oval Office, surrounded by the 6,000 pages of this garbage, and highlight many of the reasons why he will be vetoing this legislation. Then once he's finished his address, he posts the contact information of every congressional piece of shit that voted for this legislative budget holocaust.
So Barr has what, two days to use the 11 secret herbs and spices?
2020: You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass.
For when you can't say "stay strapped" in polite/professional company. Never know when someone might accidentally drive into an unscheduled peaceful protest.
He should be jailed for that shirt alone. Jesus.
I've stopped watching him since he decided to continue to push the false narrative that there wasn't any widespread fraud. There's been massive fraud, and for him to ignore (or outright dispute) this fact is insulting.
John Roberts is a disgraceful piece of shit.
People with pre-existing conditions, such as driving a BMW, should be confined indefinitely.
Sounds like an anonymous complaint to HR.
Fight fire with fire. Because we all know they'd do the same if you made a gingerbread Biden smelling little gingerbread children. Fuck em.
Can't call? People should pay him a visit instead.
Regardless of the veracity of this source, I feel that a contingent of folks ought to have a peaceful protest in front of the mayor's house. Loudly.