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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

This might be good for us. She was never supposed to trigger the automatic recount with Colorado’s insane elections a recount might reveal lots of their bullshit.

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Eatinglue 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Norm Colman/Al Franken race back in the day in Minnesota was the prototype for Democrat recount wins. They found ballots fucking everywhere to help Franken win.

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

When SNL was actually funny, haha

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Eatinglue 7 points ago +7 / -0

RIGHT? California (America) still has the best grapes. I shit on California all the time, but there are a ton of based people there trying to make a living. And holy shit are their farmers based.

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Eatinglue 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve been sober since last October and when this is over WE ARE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

That’s pretty much a haiku, right?

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Eatinglue 16 points ago +16 / -0

The French talking about protectionism is fucking hilariously hypocritical. Nobody growing the same damn variety of grapes and making bubbly wine gets to call their wares champagne…only the little shits in Champagne, France.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

No it makes perfect sense. People were just fucking excited to vote for state treasurer and not the governor. I know I’m always excited to vote for the Republican treasurer, I’m so excited to vote for state treasurer sometimes I forget to vote for the governor.

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

One of my goals in life is to be held in contempt of Congress. I have an enormous amount of contempt for Congress…I just want to make it official, Tony Stark style.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gaslighting is more insidious than lying. Yes it’s a lie….but it’s convincing the victim you’re manipulating that they invented the lie.

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Eatinglue 4 points ago +4 / -0

Women ALWAYS play the victim. ALWAYS. Once you realize this, a lot of things make more sense.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Joker is literally releasing Arkham. Clown world accelerating.

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Eatinglue 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you don’t know what gaslighting is, watch the Fishsticks South Park episode. Cartman gaslights Jimmy the whole episode about writing the fishsticks joke.

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Eatinglue 0 points ago +3 / -3

That’s all well and good…the law is on her side though. If she decides she’s bored or annoyed or not attracted to you anymore…the feminist law system will come down on you and she’ll say things you would never believe. And the feminist courts will back her and fuck you. Prenups don’t even matter.

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +3 / -1

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER

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Eatinglue 3 points ago +3 / -0

That turkey has a large front hole.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would LOVE to have all human waste put back on my fields, but that’s simply not practical on the scales that we’re talking.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

We replace the nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, and zinc that is removed with the crop. We test the soil every year to see how much we need to put back. Nitrogen isn’t a fucking chemical, you breathe it every second.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m a farmer, and this is….not accurate. Stop eating so much sugar, yes.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

So like external hard drives, Apple TVs, your actual router, things like that?

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you elaborate for us who are only semi-dorky. I use a VPN in Switzerland (non-ten eyes), but it sounds like my efforts need to go deeper.

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