by geewiz
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Eatinglue 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m glad you’re the top post. Amen.

He’s been 75% our team since McCain died. Usually 60/40. He gets conservative toward election time, but was pretty aggressive early before this election and much earlier than he usually starts to pander.

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s in the Constitution. See option 2.

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

Figuring out how many vans of Dem ballots they need to find at an airport in Broward county.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

OAN awesome right now. Kinda want to pull up a liberal network to watch the tears in real time.

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Eatinglue 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol, I’m picturing Moss on IT Crowd right now.

“Haha! Haha! Haha! Whoops!”

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s really high energy for chilly South Dakota right now! 😂

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Eatinglue 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish Dewey had defeated Truman.

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Eatinglue 8 points ago +8 / -0

What is it? Looks like Twitter blocked it. Must have been hilarious.

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Eatinglue 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s your commander1in-chief and you’re a seditious career government employee faggot.

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Eatinglue 13 points ago +13 / -0

I want an East Dakota. Or I’m in North Dakota, can we annex most of Minnesota? Give Minneapolis to someone else. Minnesota on the whole is too beautiful of state to let the libtards ruin it. And they’ve been ruining it for decades.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

“You throw another moon at me, and I’m gonna lose it.” -Hillary/DNC/Every liberal screaming in the streets

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best Minnesota Viking ever.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

I worked on a local campaign...NO politicians tweet their own tweets. They might approve it, but staffers write them. Personal experience.

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Eatinglue 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meanwhile, we know President Trump is actually the one tweeting calling Kim short and fat while he’s taking a dump, and brokers peace talks as a result, Hahahaha.

I love having Trump at the reigns of his Twitter and not some focus-group-screened intern bullshit.

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Eatinglue 28 points ago +31 / -3

I just fucked my gf, she’s sleeping and now here you got me unzipping my pants and jerking off. Goddamnit, OP.

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Eatinglue 7 points ago +7 / -0

I worked for FedEx. Honestly if an employee was butthurt and there was any hint on the package it was going to FoxNews or something it wouldn’t be that difficult to just disappear it.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can definitely be friends.

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