I’ve traveled a lot, and reflecting on myself as an American...holy fuck are we gregarious and welcoming. Especially living in the upper Midwest. Fuck it, you’re new to the neighborhood? Get in here, we’re having a potluck. We’re sending you home with food too, hope you bring back that nice Corelle baking dish when you finally eat it all.

The German exchange girl my family hosted has grass planted on their roof because you are taxed on the square footage of non-grass you have on your property, I shit you not. They told me “well that’s Germany”, with a bit of an eye roll, when I was astounded that was a thing.

I think you’re right...they’ve been pushing restrictions from a “public health” angle for a couple years, and now this guy is HHS? Seems to fit.

Everything causes cancer in California.

Yeah I know. I’m a farmer in rural America. We can’t produce enough food without diesel and oil.

Gas taxes are one of the fairest forms of taxation. The more you use the roads, the more you pay for the roads.

THAT BEING SAID.

This asshole has no intention of using any tax like this to fund roads. It’s gonna go to green bullshit and nothing that car drivers benefit from.

Dick Tore. His name is literally Dick Tore.

Fuck this guy. I also complimented Obama once...ONCE...back in around 2009 when he said “fathers need to step up and be fathers”. I respected that. And supported it publicly. But that doesn’t make me a commie dick-licker.

Suburban Minneapolis is the epicenter of woketard virtue-signaling bored housewives. They all try to out-good their neighbors with how many “all are welcome here”-type signs to simply look better than their neighbors.

We could run with this one so at least people would be curious what it means. Might lead to some red pills.

The Left’s victim hood campaign creates radicals and incites violence that would otherwise not happen.

Die Hippie, Die is my favorite South Park episode.

Clerks write a lot of the SCOTUS opinions.

Trump social media platform, I love it.

I was hoping he was going to take off to the stars or whatever the fuck that song was called. Someone made one with Hillary falling down back in the day and it was hilarious.

Biden...two rapes, two justice systems, two Americas, two executive orders/minute, two gropey hands, two sets of electors, two quid-pro-quos (China and Ukraine).

And two scoops of ice cream was a National ScANdAl under President Trump....

Bribe them to learn some actual history/patriotism...I like it.

Literally worse than the Spanish Flu /s

Pence had it wrong...women hanging around other women without their spouse might create problems.

The wheels just fell off the clown car in clown world.

Imagine being such a shitty person that you go out of your way to make yourself a victim.

Bad analogy, you can stick it in the bottom hole and be just fine. That’s the ground wire. With socialism, every hole hurts you.

I get in an accident going 80 mph, a helmet isn’t going to do jack shit.

Here in North Dakota, cooking outside is a four-season sport unless you’re a little bitch.

South Dakota: You guys had a mask mandate??