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Egg_sammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

No but I wouldn't vote for ted again if my left butt cheek depended on it.

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Egg_sammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

IN 1871 THERE WAS A LAW SIGNED THAT TURNED AMERICA INTO A CORPORATION! THAT'S WHERE THE CORRUPTION STARTED. CHINA BOUGHT US OUT THIS TIME AROUND I GUESS.

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Egg_sammich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Craig furgeuson should come back.

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Egg_sammich 3 points ago +3 / -0

They did everything they could to cover it up and the penis still gave it away.

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Egg_sammich 7 points ago +7 / -0

my peter is so lorge that I have to wrap it around my leg to fit it into my pants.

Report that.

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Egg_sammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

That holofoil background takes me back to my childhood when I would open a pack of Pokemon cards and be overjoyed at how shiny it was.

10/10 would steal this Pepe again.

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Egg_sammich 3 points ago +3 / -0

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD DO THAT!

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Egg_sammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no republican or democrat party, only us patriots and the uniparty.

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Egg_sammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am cranky and having American citizens drag their scrotum across the white houses forehead has only made it funnier.

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Egg_sammich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nobody said we had to forget this.

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