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Elcycs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to know how these people made it out of middle school.

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Elcycs 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wouldn't even pay $100 for that.

The car either.

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Elcycs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is a healthy blend of the illiterate and the scientifically illiterate.

It's 11ng/ml in his blood. Taking 11ng fentanyl would be unnoticeable.

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Elcycs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only people with an IQ higher that a glass of water will get this.

If this is what passes for smart around here, we're doomed!

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Elcycs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did something neat, maybe you could do it too before you get all bent out of shape.

I reviewed a bunch of footage and recreated the neck kneeling incident. It's certainly no massage but it didn't hamper my breathing or circulation. I stayed there with about 150lbs on my neck until we got bored with no ill effects otherthat a slightly sore neck.

Why hasn't anyone else bothered to check this?

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Elcycs 6 points ago +6 / -0

They'll sure arrestand prosecute anyone that tries to stop the thieves!

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Elcycs 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope your right. Their are two many people hear that don't no the difference!

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Elcycs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok, i get why this seems offensive on the surface, but I used to donate blood all the time before I started traveling and working in 3rd world shit holes and they didn't want my blood anymore.

I'll sell you a pint of my blood for a hundred bucks. I can make more. While you're here, got a special on urine!

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Elcycs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this a real Ben Garrison? Feels more like a tina...

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Elcycs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Earth was single cell for a long time. Even if intelligent life is like winning the lottery, the universe bought a 100 billion tickets in the milky way alone.

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Elcycs 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are some serious problems with FTL travel. I don't want to say it's impossible... But yeah...

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Elcycs 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it helps, also consider that life here is made of the most abundant stuff in the universe, on an unremarkable planet near common type of star. Oh, and all evidence points to life starting almost instantly once conditions settled down a bit.

My guess is that the universe is crawling with life.

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Elcycs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Good for you. Thanks for letting is know.

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Elcycs 0 points ago +1 / -1

I wish I could invite you over for some real brisket... Life sucks sometimes, I lost my smoker recently.

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Elcycs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right. Because people voting for him is how he won. Good work.

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Elcycs 0 points ago +2 / -2

Jesus ducking Christ. His smoke ring is almost nonexistent. It looks like he let a vegan cut it. I would be embarrassed if I made that brisket. Probably cancel the invites and toss it in the trash.

Sorry... Getting a bit worked up here. Brisket is hard, it took me a long time to get it just right. He should keep trying, he's on the right track.

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Elcycs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha! Slow cooked for 4 hours! What's it like living in new York city?

Try 14 to 16 hours of you want a decent brisket.

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Elcycs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Really? No. Weak smoke ring, it was way too hot early on. Looks like he rushed it.

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Elcycs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, so you do count calories after all!

Why did you make it so hard to get here? It's ok to admit it.

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