Kek.

Ever spoken to a Russian citizen? They genuinely accept corruption is par for the course. Literally our future.

There has to be some good in the world Mr Frodo

Exactly Pepe, exactly

Updoot for use of the word feckless

There fucking well should be. This situation is an absolute disgrace.

I feel like the guy in Shawshank Redemption explaining his obvious innocence to the Warden..."Why are you being so obtuse?"

The answer is likely the same: corrupt people don't care

Guns make everyone equal. That the point of the 2A

Good luck and God bless you

Fact check:Big Mike does not need to use a sex toy to "peg".

Fair call

She's a rock star. Wish that was my mom.

That's hilarious

You have your integrity

I feel the same way about Lin Wood and Sidney. Smart people, lots to lose by larping and building a reputation as a nutjob...why do it unless you truly believe?

That's not very nice.

Muh Russians. OK, sure. Did she pee on a bed as well?

"Hey who wants to go back to Lisa's room to celebrate our indoctrination?"

I'll take my hopium from anywhere at this point.

How could people NOT vote for this man?

That is probably true if the Congress and Senate remained at its current make up. A large number of them would need to be swiftly, legally incarcerated for some major crime by some respected court or tribunal...otherwise, yes, it would be rather pointless.

Spanish needs work

It is the skull on their official dress cap that gives them away

And both AGs

"Lisa can you stop blowing me for a minute I need to add Notaliberal to the list"