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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m stealing this post and posting it again during peak .win time for the updoots.. also because people need to see it. It’s genius. Good yob pede, good yob.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re going to reeeeesearch to put you in jail not publish papers

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, the VA wants you dead brother. If you are healed that means you can get sick again and decrease their profits. That being said, the fuck into church man!!! When you’re there you’re going to find people that actually want to help you. We are called to carry each other’s burdens as church members, and you know, you ARE THE CHURCH. And, You NEED community. Follow good role models even though you might be “older”. Pray EVERYDAY!!! Post on here for prayers everyday. I like the acronym ACTS when I pray. Adoration of God, then Confess(it’s VERY important to confess your deepest “darkest” sins to him(he not only commands it, but it helps a LOT!!! ... start with those super shit ones you believe you’ve committed against him. He also commands us to confess our sins to one another.. that you ca do later, but it’s VERY important, and would be, it seems, another sin if you don’t... it also is REALLY REALLY FUCKING GREAT to do!!! You can’t live a Christian life carrying around all the BS yourself brother. You can message me any time you feel like you need to get something off your chest, and it’s even better to find someone who wants your success in your near circle of influence.. the church is a great place for this. So REPENT my brother and get the crap to church!! Confess that shit, ask for prayers. DO IT!!! Your pastor will love you even without a financial commitment.. once you have your shit together, you should do that too, but I digress. It helps with planning your future if nothing else, and YOU HAVE A GREAT FUTURE BRO! I know it. It is reality. THIS is truth. ... Alright, and again, do this every morning.. keep confessing, you’re a saint that sins, we get it, he gets it, so keep confessing on the reg. He commands it. Ok, now for T, T is thanksgiving, Thank him for all the shit you love AND for all the shit you hate about your life. It is a gift. I know, even these Pedo cock sucks at the top, they’re sin in the world living as such, (pray for the worst ones as well btw), so expect it. We live in a fallen world, “Thank you Lord for showing us evil so we can more easily see your beauty and awesome power. Also Lord, I pray for Nancy Pelosi that she will come to see the truth and repent of her evil ways. Lord, I pray for Xi Jinping for the same reason, that he will right his wrongs and come to know you. Thank you Lord. ... And again, for all the good stuff too of course. NOW, even secular people see the power of gratitude/thanksgiving and they have found that if you do not have a REGULAR & ‘disciplined’ practice of it you WILL NOT have joy to any significant degree in your life. If you’re hopeless, this will help you see the light that the Lord IS shining in your life. Aaaand finally, S is for supplication. Ask him for what you’d like in your life. Shit, he already knows what you want, you’re more or less admitting to him what HE ALREADY KNOWS, but he still wants us to do it, so, frikkin do it. Here’s the deal Pede, you want prayer for your life, most of it, you can do yourself. You’re going to get through this. You’re going to rely on God and he is going to deliver you from this darkness you find yourself in. You must turn to him, you must have faith. He will bring you joy, and many more positives in your life when you start practicing healthy practices. So get your shit into church, pray every day, focus and rely on him. Much love, we’ll be praying for you. All the best, Pede Bro

Full disclosure, we’re all feeling down, so am I and this has what has helped me more than anything. Only get help from believers, the ba’al and devil worshipers see you as their enemy. They CAN’T help you.. your soul.. even if they wanted.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’re we going to do when the FBI starts arresting EPIK people for our posts you think?

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 3 points ago +3 / -0

“He grabs pussy!!!” ... “Would rather him grab dick honey?”

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, and even if this wasn’t in the contract he’d allow it.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

correct. Everyone loved the last couple years so much and we got so much more popular! The people have spoken for a super majority of Dems.. and token republicans that always vote with us because they see the light, but can't switch over officially because of religious (or insert illogical reason here).

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 2 points ago +2 / -0

More like your parents were being paid by some other guys parents to put on a competition which they cheated and you found out, but your parents said you still had to marry the guy that cheated… And the guy that cheated is a pedophile.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 9 points ago +10 / -1

In her defense, great reply. Problem being, he CAN see. Ask her what she thinks the slave owners called the slaves that tried to organize themselves and fight against them? “You’re against the interests of your own people boi!!! You really want your friends and family to go hungry out there in that big world all on your own? No money, no guns to protect yourselves? I give you food, water, shelter, protection, honest work. You’re just trying to go out and make those capitalist pigs richer at the expense of your family’s safety. You’re selfish boi!!! You’re working against your self interest boiii!!!! You’re lynchin yourself by going against me, trying to become a freeman. You think this is easy? When I got all these responsibilities to keep all you safe, fed, clothed, and healthy? Now put on your mask and back to work! Here’s your bread token relief package boi!!! Take it and be happy. .. now, thank your master and get back to work.”

Guarantee she’ll crack, call you a racist aaaand probably be turned on.

Name y’all’s kid Clayton for me before she gets an abortion.

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

That cat destroys that little Twitter bird

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please upvote, I live for anonymous validation and this dopamine kick when something gets updooted

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