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Erlik_Khan 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol well, when you are transitioning to a unicorn...

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Erlik_Khan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Australia is lovely. Perhaps Somalia

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Erlik_Khan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well they're doing to us... it's time to do to them. We're running out of cheeks.

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Erlik_Khan 1 point ago +1 / -0

no updoots for sideways pictures

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Erlik_Khan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love them. Though it's made it hard to watch Leslie Nielson's earlier works when he did serious roles. So hard to take him seriously.

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Erlik_Khan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shame. I always liked Gus (Dule Hill).

You heard about Pluto? That's messed up.

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Erlik_Khan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was just talking about this. Cops don't really show up unless someone calls/orders them to.

Plenty of Christianphobic liberals that will happily call the cops on christians and not on muslims. They'd make a sport of it. Conservatives are freedom loving and peaceful, not like to call the cops for such BS. But maybe we should, see what happens.

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Erlik_Khan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wow that baby could bring in a sweet $75 at a gun buyback!

...sorry for the blasphemy.

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Erlik_Khan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, they'd beat the shit out of the 2 year old passenger that removed his mask mid-flight.

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Erlik_Khan 18 points ago +18 / -0

I dunno, I wonder how many 70+ have died from this shit that they just chalked up to being old. Easier to go unnoticed.

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Erlik_Khan 56 points ago +56 / -0

Fuck em, all the airlines. We need to go back to travelling within the US on cross country road trips. Rent a car if need be. Spend our money within American soil and make tourist traps great again. I've done that for my last 2 vacations and had a blast. I don't miss flying at all.

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Erlik_Khan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm no lawyer, but I was in a jury once and I ate a mentos so I'm practically an expert. In my expert opinion... I have absolutely no idea.

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Erlik_Khan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly! And his scholarship program requires an oath of hard work and responsibility. REEEEEE!

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Erlik_Khan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I dunno but I'm pretty sure Epstein has one too.

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Erlik_Khan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any other sauces? I haven't seen any other stories on it.

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Erlik_Khan 2 points ago +2 / -0

In South Park Chinese restaurant guy voice "YOU GODDAMN MONGORIANS!"

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Erlik_Khan 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol literally just watched some Night Court myself. 80-90's tv & movies is pretty much all I do anymore.

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