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Everquest4Life 73 points ago +74 / -1

It's a famous Mitch Hedberg joke.

I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too!

Also: I got an ant farm.

Them fellas didn't grow shit.

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Everquest4Life 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woman the harpoon cannons you bigot REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or RÈÉËÊĒĖę!!!!! if you speak faglish

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Everquest4Life 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. I love the sentiment of holding these officials accountable. But this election was STOLEN. There will never be another fair election in this country. These swine know it and they will just hop on the dominion bandwagon and won't give two fucks about constituents ever again. Why worry about what the people say? The people don't elect the government, it is now chosen by the deep state and vote counters. So fuck the people.

The time for playing nice is over. They either step up NOW on January 6th, or we remove them by force in Minecraft.

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Everquest4Life 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should all wear condoms at all times so other people don't get impregnated.

14 thousand days to stop the leg spread.

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Everquest4Life 29 points ago +32 / -3

One of the great promises of Trump was that we could speak freely and honestly again. No more PC controlled speech, controlled thought. We need to be frank if we ever want to solve some of these big problems. Look at what women overwhelmingly voted for when they received the right to vote 100 years ago. The height of shortsightedness.

Both of the sexes (REEEEE!!!!) have their virtues and shortcomings. It just so happens that women typically result to feeling-based thinking rather than hard (and oftentimes cruel) logical thinking when attempting to solve a problem.

When we ask why America seems to have become shittier, we need look no further than woman-based solutions to our problems these past 50 years. Example: Criminals and Education. Rather than harsh punishments and failing and learning one's lesson, we now "love them up." Which only emboldens fools and criminals to take no responsibility for one's actions. They know they can't fail, so why even try? Fuck you pay me.

Insulting women with blanket statements is wrong, as we are all individuals, however to pretend that women do not bare the majority of this blame (they have also cucked out hordes of so-called men into their way of thinking) is also wrong.

Black people cause 53% of all violent crime yet only make up 13% of the population. Should we pretend this too isn't a reality just because it's, as the founder of the internet Al Gore said, an inconvenient truth?

Women, own up to your failures and shortcomings. And change.

Men, own up to your failures and shortcomings. And change. MAGA

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Everquest4Life 70 points ago +71 / -1

The Republicans (90% Swamp Rats!) are complicit with their Chicom overlords. So many traitors in our midst. On January 6th, these R traitors will get it worse than the Dems, at least they advertise who owns them.

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Everquest4Life 12 points ago +13 / -1

Secede?? We're going to INVADE!!

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Everquest4Life 4 points ago +4 / -0

but they are. "Don't forget these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny." - Sam Hyde

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Everquest4Life 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like how the mods here had .win in place because we knew how cucked that former shithole was, we need a plan in place and ready to roll NOW.

LETS GO BOYS!

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Everquest4Life 2 points ago +2 / -0

He said Shards, not Sharts.

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Everquest4Life 59 points ago +62 / -3

A man who lives up to the word LEGEND.

The rare man who makes me want to be a better man. And I can say with certainty that I have become a better man because of Our Favorite President, Donald J. Trump.

No mercy for traitors. WE WILL WIN.

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Everquest4Life 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never give up Patriot! We will need to call on your service once more before this is over. You are our warrior, stay strong. The fight isn't over! WE WILL WIN

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