by Graylik
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ExBrooklyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's fresh water? Looks like diarrhea !

by k-doe1
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ExBrooklyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get thee to the Waffle House!

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ExBrooklyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now you tell me pigeon poop is slippery!

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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Toss it in the Nut House like a side o' beef.

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ExBrooklyn 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I'm about to get a flaming tire draped around my neck, can I at least have a fucking drink first?

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ExBrooklyn 4 points ago +4 / -0

One day here in Alabama, I counted 125 cars being pulled! Damned impressive!

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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeff can always become a Greeter at Walmart. Time for loyal fresh blood.

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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I was ever contacted as to my vote, I would tell them to fuck off.

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ExBrooklyn 39 points ago +39 / -0

Just had to add an "O" to make it Black Olives Matter!

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ExBrooklyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

DJT won my County in Alabama @ 73%

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ExBrooklyn 39 points ago +40 / -1

I ALWAYS bought a newspaper before getting on the subway. In my hand, ALWAYS had a pen to do the crossword puzzle. ALWAYS prepared to stick it a thug's eye socket if need be.

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ExBrooklyn 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Walmart in Attalla is pretty good at 7AM, ♪♪where seldom is heard a karen-ish word♪♪...well not at all really.

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ExBrooklyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

He also hated to travel - he didn't want to leave his friend's behind!

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