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FL2PC72LE2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those late night surges in the swing states. They were counting the mail-in votes all day, so there's no reason it should have surged for Biden so dramatically after hours.

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FL2PC72LE2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wrote, "You did not support President Trump and you did nothing while my vote for him was stolen. You'll never get another vote or another penny from me."

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FL2PC72LE2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donate $45 to claim your "free" gift...?

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FL2PC72LE2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's your opinion. My own is that I cannot bleed out in sorrow every time some fool liberal gets themselves killed by one of their pet causes. I didn't agonize when Rachel Corrie got bulldozed either.

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FL2PC72LE2 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I get my stomach in a twist over every senseless murder, I'll die of a bleeding ulcer before summer. So now, before I let my day be ruined, I ask: was the victim a Liberal?

If so, I just move on. My fucks-to-give bag is nearly empty. I have to ration them now.

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FL2PC72LE2 26 points ago +26 / -0

To paraphrase Indiana Jones: He stood to be counted with the enemies of everything America stands for. Who gives a DAMN what he thinks??

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I taught in Los Angeles for 16 years, and yes, we need more conservatives in schools. Because a lot of kids can be uncucked pretty easily. Teenage boys in particular have a keen bullshit meter. (The girls not so much, sad to say).

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FL2PC72LE2 6 points ago +6 / -0

And when they issue shaken comments about the "shocking violence" of the "Capitol riots" they are jumping the shark as well.

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FL2PC72LE2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow, that's some pretty devastating "wreckage." Wonder what they'd think of the aftermath of the conference room after a teacher training meeting.

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FL2PC72LE2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hearings! Televised hearings, boy, that'll fix 'em! Strongly worded questions followed by snippy remarks about the answers, burrrrrrnnnnnnnn... boy I better give them my last fucking dime so I can see more hearings!!

Ha.

Never again.

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. They didn't count any of the mail-in ballots all day. Except they did, they started counting that morning.

I guess the mail-ins were all around 50/50 until after midnight, when suddenly they were all for Biden.

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FL2PC72LE2 4 points ago +4 / -0

They cheat, and then say "how dare you accuse us of cheating." They use our niceness against us.

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FL2PC72LE2 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did they prove that? Did they prove the machines can't do fractional counts? Did they prove the machines don't hook to the internet, ever? Did they prove the data did not go overseas? Did they prove the glitches that all favored Biden were human error? Did they disprove the CNN footage wherein we see the votes switch on live tv? Did they prove there was no 5% bump for Biden in all the precincts that used Dominion? Did they prove an operator can't change someone's vote? Did they prove operators can't feed the same ballots over and over? Did they prove the signature match requirements can't be essentially disabled? Did they prove the settings can't be tampered with to force 68% of ballots into adjudication? Because I didn't see any of this proof, and I'd like to.

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They had the nerve to send me a fund-raising letter 2 days ago. I wrote them back a note letting them know that because they did not stand by President Trump and did nothing as my vote was stolen, they'd never get another penny or vote from me again. I was very polite about it. No swear words. But I hope someone reads the damn note and has a moment of thought, at least.

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, it's brilliant and I only notice because I was an English teacher. If you use it again (and again and again, which you should) I'd just tweak it a little like:

I think that I shall never see

a sell-out traitorous as thee

whose hungry mouth is always pressed

to butts of Leftists I detest!

O thou who got a deal so honey

Now hast the nerve to beg for money!

Patriotism rests with me

But Swamp is made of ____ like thee!

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure none of these guys would hook up with each other. They're hunting pretty little lesbians to dominate.

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is awesome! (Technically, lines 3 &5 should start, "O thou who" and Line 2 would be either "as thee" or "as art thou." But I doubt Nikki will notice.) I think I'll use a slightly tweaked version of this to respond to the GOP money plea I just got in the mail yesterday. With the added sweetness of using their own postage to return this little jab.

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate to say it, because I'm female, but this whole mess longterm really is the result of letting women vote. On one hand, I'm really glad I was able to use birth control, open a bank account, and go to college. But that has been the only upside. Women tend to vote for whatever man they find more physically appealing. Liberal women in particular should not be voting, because most of them have a miserable love-life, which means by definition that they don't know how to make good choices.

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FL2PC72LE2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, that's what I always did. And it helps to give them things in chronological order, so that they have a sense of Hebrew, Greek, and Latin literature being foundational, and necessary to the understanding of Shakespeare, which is then helpful in understanding Georgian literature, followed by Victorian, and then segueing into American.

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