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FUSnowflake 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's why they were sniffing Melania's panties, 'cause she's such a bombshell.

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FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

The first several hundred years of the Church were busy defining things you take for granted and eliminating many heresies which people would otherwise consider "common sense"; defining the elements of the Creeds; and things like that.

But since you mentioned Luther -- you'll get a kick out of this.

A progressive rock concept album on the life of Martin Luther. Sola Scriptura, by Neal Morse. (used to be with Spock's Beard and Transatlantic, then went solo.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsMMKMuL6fQ

I hope you find a Church where you can exercise your faith and not have it watered down!

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FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

The split between the Orthodox and Catholics was in 1054.

A wee bit earlier than Hus / Tyndale / Luther / Calvin etc. etc.

You literally have NO idea what you're talking about.

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FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone photoshop her hat to read "But Vince Foster" ?

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FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell me you're didn't read without saying "I didn't read."

I specifically did not mention Catholic.

The Orthodox are set up so that they have (as it were) councils of the top church leaders, who get together in a group. Not one Pope. I was told by an Orthodox I knew, that the reason for the Orthodox-Catholic split was that the Bishop of Rome unilaterally tried to say, "Rome is the seat of Peter. Therefore I'm Peter's successor, and you have do to what I say."

And they were like, "Nope."

A couple of well known pick-up artists / manosphere types made very public conversions to Orthodoxy, and mentioned the work involved in practicing the teachings of that denomination; and they most definitely aren't transgender-friendly.

Given your conditions, I'd most likely suggest old-line Baptist; megachurches are out; and because "larger denomination" you probably couldn't do Christian&Missionary Alliance or Evangelical Free. You might try Wisconsin Synod Lutheran or Missouri Synod Lutheran, too.

Hope you find something that meets your needs!

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FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Try among the Assemblies of God, various Pentecostal, various old-line Baptist, or Orthodox. The Orthodox tend to be pretty closely linked to individual countries (Greek, Russian, Serbian) so there might be awkwardness there.

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

The lake of ice was Satan's tears, cooled to freezing by the beating of his wings trying to free himself.

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FUSnowflake 26 points ago +26 / -0

...the difference?

  1. Once you get fucked, you might have a baby
  2. Once you get cancer, you're fucked
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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're lying. The job description on the IRS website (before it crashed) said duties would include working up to 50/hr wk including nights/weekends, carrying a gun, and being willing to use deadly force.

Sod off Troll.

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FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rumors include the idea that the missiles were HIMARS (though too far for their publicly-admitted range) or re-purposed anti-ship missiles.

If HIMARS, or if there was significant US technical assistance with the other, Russia will likely escalate in some nasty fashion.

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite book from high school.

The review in the linked article is very misleading; it is not outer-space intelligences, but demons. The leaders of the N.I.C.E. worship the demon-possessed head of a scientist who was beheaded for poisoning his wife; and which (they think) is kept alive by being connected to an artificial bloodstream.

The good guys are in contact with (literally) the ruling angels from several other planets, including Mars, Venus, Saturn, and Jupiter.

And Merlin (from King Arthur) is resuscitated from suspended animation and comes into the plot as well.

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FUSnowflake 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded." -- Barack Hussein Obama

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FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

weighted average of different items.

In other words, they're counting price drops this month, in things they don't normally include.

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FUSnowflake 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stop spreading left-wing lies.

The judge is not a Federal Judge (appointed by the President / confirmed by the Senate / lifetime appointment). He's a judge magistrate. Appointed by the judges in the relevant Federal Circuit, and has an 8 year term.

Now to blow your socks off.

Judge Reinhart (who left the Feds and then was employed by Jeffrey Epstein the next day) was assigned judge for Trump vs. Clinton (civil suit, Trump suing Clinton and others).

He recused himself from Trump v. Clinton.

And the next day signed the warrant to raid Mar-A-Lago.

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FUSnowflake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Show the clip of them trying on Melania's clothes.

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FUSnowflake 2 points ago +2 / -0

See the bottom job?

"DIGITAL MARKETING STRATEGIST"

-- for the IRS.

That's gotta be only slightly more popular than "Root Canal without Anesthetic Ambassador"

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FUSnowflake 5 points ago +5 / -0

Must be one of those "95% of them are good eggs" Hannity keeps mewling about in between talking about martial arts and talking about his time in Santa Barbara.

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