Now that's what I call penal code!

"No fruits or nuts abroad this aircraft, XIR!"

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Extrapolate what? Five hundred fucking violent chimp outs on my Twitter feed every day. And instead of posting any of those, you just post a picture of two guys putting on mid-ride entertainment. Are you one of the only two ACTUAL racists the USA is home to? "Oh no; those two naggers are breaking the monotony of commute with CALISTHENICS! LOCK EM UP!"

"We'll blyat any cyka who tries anything."

— Kremlin

She's running? I thought she was still stalling.

Kind of like a brother and sister.

You realize you just linked a picture of entertainment and/or fitness, right?

"Bad Case of the Fridays" is just another new norm I didn't have on my 🤡🌍 bingo card.

For once, he didn't forget where he is. Just when he is.

No need to mourn. He always wanted an extra cavity.

Bragg did wipe out DeSantis... That's pretty Ultra MAGA+.

How sudden.

"You ever worry educational standards might be going down, John?"

"What makes you say that?"

"This student labeled his paper 'Bar XM'."

As a woman, I agree. Being reduced to "{insert biological function} person" makes my testicles hurt.

(While Hunter Biden fucks his baby granddaughter on MSNBC.)

McDonald's does the body good.

#floater

You don't drink piss? You're gonna tell me you wouldn't eat crickets next.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg

N***a, those radio buttons are at the oldest from 2007. Here's some 90's ones.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Option-buttons2.gif

That's fucked up, calling interracial parents "minority farmers".

Scott Adams is:

[ ] Right

[ ] Correct

[x] Attention whore

They're in power because they convinced undiscerning people of a bunch of lies. Through optics.

Have a more nutritious "Fuck you—your 'yes or no' couldn't be plainer within my answer" instead.

Is that Pete Suicidich? Suicidich is honestly my best attempt at trying to remember his name.