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FactsOverFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

This ain’t no party.

This ain’t no disco.

This ain’t no foolin’ around!

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FactsOverFeelings 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, that’s where you’re wrong, OP.
This ain’t Joe Biden’s call. It goes way deeper than that.

Chance is what happens when Joe Biden doesn’t piss or defecate himself in public.

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FactsOverFeelings 5 points ago +5 / -0

And if you’re a Biden voter, you may say to yourself, ”MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?”

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair, hot wheels is all he can drive. So I think he got ya with that zing.

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Back away from the malt liquor.

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

So glad you got that off your chest, bruh!

Signed, A f***ing retard.

Now take your meds, boy.

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a Trekkie’s wet dream.

But you already knew that, mr handshake guy!

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy cow. This guy encapsulates my every thought on that Judas politician. Ima roll with this on the way home, windows down, volume UP!

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FactsOverFeelings 0 points ago +1 / -1

You stole a smart man’s name for your handle.

Thought I’d let you know.

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FactsOverFeelings 7 points ago +7 / -0

But but but Republicants do their best work when they’re in the minority. Not a day goes by where I don’t get a request for donations, either electronically or in my mailbox. My answer is always the same:

AUDIT THE VOTE YOU PUSSIES!

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're techincally right. If you only look at the face of the baby.

Otherwise, they're just plain dumb!

Someone step in and correct me where I'm wrong here.

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FactsOverFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to respect KD. Never Rappaport, though. KD's first MVP speech was all great. Now, I see he's nothing more than Rappaport with a bigger paycheck.

Why can't he just shut up and play like the circus act he is?

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FactsOverFeelings 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Cruz is espanol for “cuck”.

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FactsOverFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always have been.

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FactsOverFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re probably right. You could see human shit and needles on the sidewalks of every city instead of just LA and San Francisco. What an amazing state you have there!

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FactsOverFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

He will get his when God comes to judge. It won’t be a pretty eternity and I’m sure there won’t be any wagyu beef there.

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FactsOverFeelings 3 points ago +3 / -0

This pede gets it!

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