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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iโ€™m going to run out of stuff to cancel. To think a few years ago I threw out all my old DVDs because I figured Iโ€™d just stream whatever I wanted to watch.

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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be more accurate if it was a DNC helicopter

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FattenTheCurve 4 points ago +4 / -0

To my FBI agent Iโ€™m sorry theyโ€™re making your job harder bro. Send me an email we can go grab a beer and Iโ€™ll reveal the identity of the boogaloo boys.

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FattenTheCurve 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thereโ€™s one thing the mountain states donโ€™t have. The Florida man. Armed with a Publix sub, an unlimited supply of bath salts, and a captivating mugshot from The Florida Today thereโ€™s no army he wouldnโ€™t laugh his way through.

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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +2 / -1

Florida and Texas are going to be the new home front

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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least 100 Guardsmen have tested positive for Covid-19, according to two Guardsmen.

Congress has surrounded themselves with the thing they claim to fear the most, all for a little pearl clutching grandstanding. This pleases me.

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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just checked the platform section. Someone has removed whatever they originally had there and replaced all with a bunch of lies.

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FattenTheCurve 10 points ago +10 / -0

Youโ€™re right we should just keep supporting establishment Republicans surely itโ€™ll be different this time.

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FattenTheCurve 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mike Pence canโ€™t keep getting away with this

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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks good. A for sale sign out front wouldnโ€™t be inappropriate either.

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FattenTheCurve 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will riot and loot like itโ€™s summer of 2020 if the official color of the Patriot party is not Orange.

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