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FattenTheCurve 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m surprised the photos aren’t all of him locked in a deep French kiss with his granddaughters

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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +1 / -0

Usually with a little more tongue than that.

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FattenTheCurve 4 points ago +4 / -0

But you can fix elections with erections.

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FattenTheCurve 2 points ago +2 / -0

While they can’t do much about offshore exchanges, they could make it extremely difficult to get your fiat into and out of crypto. Unless you’re mining all that you need, or your being paid in crypto by other means, they could prohibit banks from allowing you to convert cash into crypto. They could make crypto illegal to possess under the pretense that it’s used for illegal transactions.

I don’t agree with any of this, and there would certainly be ways around it, but they could.

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FattenTheCurve 7 points ago +7 / -0

100k views on his inauguration video. Trump could post of three hour video of him playing with a slinky and it would get more views than that.

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FattenTheCurve 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t forget: we can run too. A lot of the policies that impact every day life come out of small local elections. Local elections that take place independent of big national elections typically have very small turnouts. This is a place where a Patriot candidate could get enough people excited to bring the turnout to make a difference. It’s also small enough that they likely won’t have the resources to pull of fraud. Fight them at every single front.

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FattenTheCurve 16 points ago +16 / -0

Now, this hopium, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit, any day of the f***in' week.

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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +1 / -0

WhenI was younger I used to ride around the hoods in Chicago for fun. Not sure what I was thinking.

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FattenTheCurve 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope they serve Tendies with the stone soup.

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FattenTheCurve 11 points ago +11 / -0

Biden could walk out tomorrow, pull a live child out of a bag and drink it’s blood in front of media and onlookers, and all his supporters would say is I can’t believe what Trump just did to that child.

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FattenTheCurve 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s the weather like in Northern Texas? I want somewhere that’s not brutally hot all year.

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FattenTheCurve 1 point ago +1 / -0

This man doesn’t skimp on the foreplay that’s for certain.

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FattenTheCurve 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fresh shipment of doubleheaded dildos just arrived. Navy needs to resupply.

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