The real rule is never stick your dick in crazy.... more than once. Okay, stick your dick in crazy a couple times but that’s it. Actually, stick your dick in crazy on the side a few times because it’s actually really fun, but just don’t get attached. That’s bad news. Well, you can have feelings for crazy but understand it’s probably bad, just don’t make it a regular thing. Don’t date crazy. That’s too far. Well, you’re dating crazy, just understand it’s not long term. Don’t do that it’s really bad. Fuck, go ahead, long term relationship crazy, but do it knowing you’re just looking for a nice girl the whole time. Why have all my friends abandoned me? Fuck, I’ve got a coke habit and I think chlamydia.
Don’t stick your dick in crazy. Ever.
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