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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

beagles are the best, but if you ever let them out of the house they're fucking GONE

they're hunting dogs. they're going to follow their nose to the detriment of everything, wind up hungry and alone in another state not even knowing what happened the last 12 hours

keep your buddies safe

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Fignugent 8 points ago +8 / -0

yay for truth

fucks for joe biden!

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Fignugent 2 points ago +2 / -0

ima go with

Ginger Retard

it doesn't rhyme, but i feel like it just fits

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Fignugent 2 points ago +2 / -0

the nationally televised execution of this criminal should be audience participation

they get to walk up and inject him with random shit like pickle juice, ketchup, radiator coolant, seltzer water, public toilet mop water, etc

all diluted so it doesn't kill him instantly of course

he should have no objection to our science experiment

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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

fucking climate change

WE DIDN'T LISTEN

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Fignugent 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah i never seen a fuddruckers at capacity, but then again i never went during peak hours either so i thought empty was normal

they were definitely more of a luxury burger place. nice selection of deserts n stuff

i loved that you could put your own toppings on. i learned that i like pickled jalapeno slices from going there

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Fignugent 2 points ago +2 / -0

they are given an excuse to remove all personal responsibility for themselves and they welcome it

KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation

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Fignugent 4 points ago +4 / -0

you can get 1/3rd pounders at fuddruckers. it's probably the RIGHT size for a hamburger

quarter ain't shit

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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

you'll own nothing and be happy

*the definition of happy has been re-defined to being any state of emotion including unhappy

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Fignugent 13 points ago +14 / -1

sorry about your canc...err i mean covid... <collects free covid money>

yeah

we all knew this was happening. if you have any trust in "doctors" anymore, you're a moron

*doctors being the ones in hospitals that desperately want to kill you, not the ones actually doing something about this and blowing whistles

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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Jews didn’t “fuck a diseased person

Tay Sachs is a genetic disease

you're obviously retarded, you can't even keep your own story straight

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Fignugent 3 points ago +3 / -0

you couldn't even test the validity of this

kids are so immune to covid on their own that any "improvement" would simply fall within margin of error

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Fignugent -8 points ago +6 / -14

i'm just saying it's retarded to put that shit on your car

no unhinged leftist is going to go "well at least it didn't say FUCK JOE BIDEN... i guess i don't need to put a brick through the window of this one..."

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Fignugent 2 points ago +2 / -0

this better not be real

i have a sneaking suspicion it's like "lol you even believed in the made-up dog story, you're a conspiracy theorist"

the same shit they used to deflate the pizza parlor shit

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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

why don't you like manpussy?

or you after that chickdick instead

don't be a bigot

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Fignugent 3 points ago +3 / -0

deport handshakes

bye felicia

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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

he don't need no education

he don't need no thought control

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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

A race is a group of people who is genetically distinct from other groups of people

except a disease is not a genetic marker

nor is "curly hair" and "nose bridge" since other "races" have that shit too

you're delusional and think that since jews decided to fuck and shit out babies with a diseased person 100 years ago, it makes them a race

like i said before and you're still not understanding it, unless 100% of the jewish population has tay sachs, it's not anything

you're retarded

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Fignugent 2 points ago +2 / -0

i thought they were going extinct cause the japanese were eating them, not because the water was warm

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Fignugent 4 points ago +5 / -1

what kind of exam has 1 question that's stupidly easy to answer

the premise of this joke doesn't hold up

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