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Firegoodell 14 points ago +14 / -0

“Biden taps Harris to lead new federal office of gun control and confiscation”

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Firegoodell 2 points ago +2 / -0

If she does she won’t make it through the oath of office without cackling. “I Kamala Devi Harris, do solemnly swear ha ha ha that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States ha ha ha ha, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States ha ha ha ha. So help me God. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

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Firegoodell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enjoy the long weekend!

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Firegoodell 8 points ago +8 / -0

I still think he should have let her go to Afghanistan but cancelled the return flight.

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Firegoodell 2 points ago +2 / -0

And “I’m gonna punch him out and I’m gonna go to jail and I’m gonna be happy.”

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Firegoodell 1 point ago +1 / -0

If she is really worth $29 million, why won’t she help her abuela fix her roof?

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Firegoodell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her commencement speech at West Point tomorrow will be something like: “It is time for you to see what can be, unburdened by what has been, and that time is every day. Enjoy the long weekend! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!”

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Firegoodell 1 point ago +2 / -1

“There is great significance to the passage of time and that time is every day. It is time for you to see what can be unburdened by what has been. Enjoy the long weekend! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

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Firegoodell 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lid means no public events. Usually called in the evenings.

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Firegoodell 2 points ago +3 / -1

If the only thing they taught in law school was Venn diagrams, she could have graduated at the top of her class. A perfect score on the bar exam wouldn’t be out of the question either.

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