We got Ohio, now we need to get Pennsylvania!

My girlfriend who was on the fence last night when we talked about her voting Trump or Biden called me, and told me she voted Trump!!!

You touch my kid, I’ll put you on a tee-shirt.

Thank you for all your responses fam. I had a break between calls and saw this bullshit online so I wanted to see what y’all thought about it.

Listen Fat, you can’t just going calling people names you lying dog-faced pony solider.

It’s the commie vaporizer

If these fools come after my church there will be another Red Sea for Moses to part.

Dumb nerds haven’t figured out we have the internet too.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it